A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

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Post 121

Bluebottle

VERY impressive. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 122

Researcher 137856

*LSSM glows with appreciation and eyes Bluebottle speculatively, (through the monocle)
*walks back 200 yards, careers towards the polish again and....
*3 backflips, 2 somersaults, several cartwheels(using all three arms), hits the polish and
shoots off, out of sight, down the tunnel...
*distant thump and a howl
*races back pursued by very angry Floegratha Beast


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Post 123

Bluebottle

Don't worry LSSM, the Floegratha Beasts are afraid of forward rolls. If you roll away from them, they'll be scared and leave you alone. smiley - smiley

But you really are a STAR - definately needed for the show. smiley - smiley


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Post 124

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Hi, I'm back from the holidays, been to Jurassic Park and this Dinosaur keeps following me.
Can I leave it here somewhere?
You can use it for the circus, it can swallow people...smiley - winkeye


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Post 125

Bluebottle

Really? That sounds like a GREAT trick Hannah! smiley - smiley
Is it a T-Rex? Just helps if we know these details so I can feed it properly etc.


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Post 126

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I think it's a velociraptor (?). But it's very cute!


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Post 127

Bluebottle

Well, if it's cute, then it's definately a must! Just train it to only eat the customers AFTER they've paid. smiley - smiley


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Post 128

Chris Tonks

*no backlog was read here, but this is happening all the same:*

*A probe, so small one can't see it (meaning it's from Pr. C. Tonks), silently hovers around. After identifying its target, it zooms infront of Hannah, and begins to emit a voice...*





*the probe flies off, but leaves a floating globe of light where it was, leading to:*
http://www.h2g2.com.A302608


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Post 129

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I also found a invisible monster. You can't see it, touch it, smell it or hear it.
The good thing is you don't have to feed it and if you lose it, noone will notice it's gone.
When will the circus start?
I think we have enough artists and monsters now.

The dinosaur is only cute as long as it sleeps, as soon as it wakes up it's a unstopable killermachine.


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Post 130

Bluebottle

An unstoppable killing machine? Sounds just what we need. smiley - smiley
So, when do we start the circus? Well - as soon as I know that we're up and running again, as we were quite quiet for a long time. smiley - sadface We'll begin again. smiley - smiley
New thread for the open circus. smiley - smiley


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Post 131

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

*being very loud*
I hope we'll be able to start soon...
(I'm running out of monsters to saw up or feed my lions and dinosaurs)


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Post 132

Bluebottle

We've still plenty of McDinosolds left. They are the type of monster which hamburgers are made out of. smiley - winkeye


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Post 133

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I've always thought hamburgers are made of rats!!
(I hope styx won't read this)


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Post 134

Bluebottle

No, hamburgers aren't made of rats! That's what the sausages are made out of.... smiley - smiley


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Post 135

Styx the Rat

*red eyes glow from side channel*

OK I visit with rats in sewers? Need instructions to avoid monster reservation.


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Post 136

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

*arrives breathless, takes out Golden Arches sign with blue laser beams from eyes just to practise and to remind everyone of the onboard weaponry*

OK, I'm here. Gives us a clue as to the whereabouts of your monsters, BB, or there won't be many left for your circus.

*grins at Styx*


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Post 137

Bluebottle

The monsters are just generally about everywhere...
Keep checking down all the long, dark, gothic and dripping tunnels...


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Post 138

Styx the Rat

*red eyes glow irritated*
*sees a small rat signalling from mouth of narrow pipe open into main sewer some distance ahead*

Ant, this way.
*Scurries to pipe and ducks in*


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Post 139

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Some information would be nice, BB. We're only trying to protect your monsters.

*removes knife from its sheath in her left welly - just in case*

*follows Rat*

I'm right behind you, Styx.


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Post 140

Bluebottle

Most of them are in Pipe 42 - which is a very long and twisty pipe that loops around pretty much all of h2g2, yet never actually seems to have that much liquid waste in.
That doesn't mean that it doesn't smell, though.


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