A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 1

Bluebottle

Welcome to the H2G2 Waterworks Sewer tour - where you get a chance to look around all the dirt and grime, and see if you
can find the odd unexplained monster or two...
We're currently starting a circus up, so please join in, help find some monsters and train them, and all should go well. smiley - smiley

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Post 2

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I don't have any monsters left to train, they're all sawed up.


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Post 3

Bluebottle

No! How could you do that???
Oh well, I'm sure we can find some more.... we'll just have to go to...
THE DEEP SEWER!!!!


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Post 4

Ming Mang

*grins and groans*

¦M¦


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Post 5

Bluebottle

I'd be careful if I were you, Ming - there are some dangerous monsters in this sewer!


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Post 6

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I think I should just pretend to saw the monsters up, a monsterless sewer is not a sewer, is it?


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Post 7

Ming Mang

*being very careful*


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Post 8

Bluebottle

Yes, Hannah, just pretend to saw them - that might work best.
Ming, what kind of monsters are your favourites, and which are you most scared of? Beleive me, there are many dangerous creatures you do not want to meet!


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Post 9

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Meeting them is nice, as long as they don't eat you.


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Post 10

The Fish

Actually, being a fish, you'd've thought I'd have been caught by now...

But no...

So, I no longer fear death! I laugh in the face of Danger! "Hahaha"

(But only behind it's back when it can't hear me..smiley - winkeye!)

*Goes off to hide in some coral before he gets eaten...*

smiley - fish


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Post 11

The Fish

Actually, being a fish, you'd've thought I'd have been caught by now...

But no...

So, I no longer fear death! I laugh in the face of Danger! "Hahaha"

(But only behind it's back when it can't hear me..smiley - winkeye!)

*Goes off to hide in some coral before he gets eaten...*

smiley - fish


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Post 12

The Fish

Hmm, not my day really...
smiley - bigeyes
smiley - fish


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Post 13

Bluebottle

Laughing in the face of Danger is one thing, laughing in the face of a 60 foot Gurgantuan Mega Teethicon is likely to get you chopped up into little bits... It's very sensitive as it was bullied at school for being ugly and having to wear braces on it's teeth.


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Post 14

James Casey

I went to school with a 60 foot Gurgantuan Mega Teethicon and it used to steal the fruit my mother put in my packed lunch.


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Post 15

Bluebottle

That's typical of it - first despised and ugly, and then the school bully. I mean, we have some monstrous monsters here - nasty things. All teeth and no toothbrush, if you know what I mean. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 16

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

*trying to find out how many meters 60ft might be*
I boyfriend I once had was a Gurgantuan Mega Teethicon, but only 30 foot tall. Probably still a baby...
But still - don't call him nasty. Teethicons are very sensitive.
Have you ever seen a Leberknoedelus Monster?


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Post 17

Bluebottle

A Leberknoedelus Monster? No, I don't think I have... The name's familiar, but I cannot picture it. Could you tell me about them, please?


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Post 18

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Well, they mainly live in the Alps, but I'm sure you'll find one or two in the Sewer.
They are about 20 foot high, mainly green or blue. Very furry. They don't have any teeth. They don't eat, just drink mineral water.
On Friday the 13th they can fly.


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Post 19

Bluebottle

Wow - I didn't know about them. Still, they sound quite friendly.
What do you feed them?


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Post 20

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Just Mineral water.
Someone once made one eat liver dumplings.
On Christmas they eat chocolate and on the fifth of December they eat birthday cake. (my birthday, I always invite a few Leberknoedeluses)


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