A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
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Researcher 137856 Posted Jul 3, 2000
"choking on burnt cookies turns red with black and brown blotches and green spots"
Compared to the BluebottleSewerMonster, yes!!!!!!
"starts turning purple"
Monster
Researcher 137856 Posted Jul 4, 2000
Probably!! ...Have you SEEN its picture...??
Try getting it to do circus tricks.
Monster
Researcher 137856 Posted Jul 5, 2000
Hannah should feed it some chocolate. It looks underfed.
Monster
Styx the Rat Posted Jul 7, 2000
*glowing red eyes appear at a bend about 75 feet ahead*
What was that about using rats for bait?
Monster
Styx the Rat Posted Jul 9, 2000
bait and kebabs pieces of rat!
Not nice to treat public serbants like that.
We may need to form a union.
*turns and whisks into the darkness beyond the bend*
Monster
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jul 9, 2000
*feeds the BluebottleSewerMonster with chocolate*
*wonders what colour it will have*
Styx, we meant kebabs for rats!
Monster
Styx the Rat Posted Jul 10, 2000
*still from the bend*
kebabs for rats. rats for kebabs.
you twist words well, almost human.
*disappears*
Monster
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jul 10, 2000
I would never hurt a rat!!
As I would never hurt a monster. 
Do you want a kebab?
There are only cows in it, mice, dogs and a few horses.
Monster
Researcher 137856 Posted Jul 11, 2000
"back to normal shape and colour slithers up through drain grate"
You have a problem with rats for bait ?........
Monster
Researcher 137856 Posted Jul 11, 2000
...or for kebabs?....
all my rats are free range and organic...they have happy lives ...
before they're kebabbed.
Monster
Bluebottle Posted Jul 14, 2000
I suppose they all die natural deaths, like bullets, poison, knives or teeth?
Sad rat
Styx the Rat Posted Jul 17, 2000
*comes back into sewer and finds a tiny little hole that goes back a few feet then drops down into next level*
*goes into the hole and cries for a while in the dark*
*sniffles and feels better*
*decides to explore downward*
Sad rat
Researcher 137856 Posted Jul 17, 2000
Just teeth, Bluebottle, just teeth.
*stops in tracks, listens... hears ratty sniffling noises... starts sharpening teeth*
Sad rat
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 17, 2000
*wades past LSSM*
Boo!
*fires warning shot of blue lasers from eyes*
*adjusts CCTV camera*
*wades back out again in the direction of the pub car park*
Sad rat
Styx the Rat Posted Jul 18, 2000
*begins to explore new level and realizes that it hasn't been used in years*
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- 81: Bluebottle (Jul 3, 2000)
- 82: Researcher 137856 (Jul 3, 2000)
- 83: Bluebottle (Jul 4, 2000)
- 84: Researcher 137856 (Jul 4, 2000)
- 85: Bluebottle (Jul 5, 2000)
- 86: Researcher 137856 (Jul 5, 2000)
- 87: Bluebottle (Jul 5, 2000)
- 88: Styx the Rat (Jul 7, 2000)
- 89: Bluebottle (Jul 9, 2000)
- 90: Styx the Rat (Jul 9, 2000)
- 91: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jul 9, 2000)
- 92: Styx the Rat (Jul 10, 2000)
- 93: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jul 10, 2000)
- 94: Researcher 137856 (Jul 11, 2000)
- 95: Researcher 137856 (Jul 11, 2000)
- 96: Bluebottle (Jul 14, 2000)
- 97: Styx the Rat (Jul 17, 2000)
- 98: Researcher 137856 (Jul 17, 2000)
- 99: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 17, 2000)
- 100: Styx the Rat (Jul 18, 2000)
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