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Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 21

Bluebottle

Well well well. So, you can have them as household pets? I wonder if we could sell a few from the gift shop, as well as a leaflet telling the owners how to properly look after them?


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Post 22

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Leberknoedeluses live longer if you put pianos not on them, but next to them.

This is the top reason Leberknoedeluses die.


Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 23

Bluebottle

Okay, we'll have to remember that.
I'll remind the Treblecleftinities about that. They are our resident piano-playing monsters, but they're quite friendly, as long as you play "chopsticks" in a duet with them when they ask. If you don't, well... I won't tell you what happens, but they get very hurt, upset, and angry.


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Post 24

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

What if I can't play piano?


Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 25

Bluebottle

That's okay, they teach you. They will allow you to play as slowly as 1 note per minute, and show you which not to play next. So, as long as you don't say "no" everyone remains happy. smiley - smiley


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Post 26

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Phew, that's good.
BTW, I haven't seen Photographus for a while, where is he?


Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 27

Bluebottle

Photgraphus is down the chemists getting some photos developed. He bought a mirror and some cameras, and took lots of shots of himself, and now he plans to paste them over the walls. smiley - smiley


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Post 28

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I'm always having a camera with me now, I think I'm getting used to the sewer. (which scares me a bit)
Back to the circus, do we have the date of the premiere (spel?) ?


Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 29

Bluebottle

Well, the answer is we need a few more acts yet, I think, before we can open. Plus you need to be able to saw your monsters in half AND put them back together. Once you've practiced enough, then we can book a date. smiley - smiley


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Post 30

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Do they have to be alive after that?


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Post 31

Bluebottle

Urm, yes. I know it's a little fussy, but yes, they should stay alive.


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Post 32

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

You should have told me earlier, so many monsters had to die so senseless.
Maybe I should sell Popcorn instead...


Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus

Post 33

Bluebottle

That's an idea, popcorn is always popular...
Or you could try training some more monsters. What monster is that you're stroking? I can't see in this light.


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Post 34

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

The Golden Megavienniese Double Monster.(two-headed)
Train them?
Is it enough to learn them breathing?


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Post 35

The Fish

Mmmm, Popcorn smiley - bigeyes

smiley - fish


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Post 36

Bluebottle

Well, I was hoping for something a bit more visual than breathing....
Any ideas?


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Post 37

The Fish

Can you get ones that juggle?

Or do sword swallowing?smiley - smiley

smiley - fish


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Post 38

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

What about a monster that juggles other monsters?
Or swallows an elefant?


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Post 39

Bluebottle

Yes, they would be VERY visual and exciting - as long as it got the elephant back out again. smiley - smiley


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Post 40

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

You are always making it so difficult for me!
We could take a SECOND elefant and pretend that one was the swallowed one.
smiley - smiley


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