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nil mortifi sine lucure

Executioner poised to chop off a victim's head

If you are here to take out a contract then please do so here





Do you want to be an assassin?


Do you have top aim, undetectable stealth, or superior abilities?

Then sign up now!



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Assassins

The Assassins1. Dr Anthea2. Unc3. Kiltedjedi4. Cyzaki5. Jango Fet6. Jodan7. Pandora8. Natai9. Hussassan10. Shadow11. Creachy12. airscotia13. Skullock14. What is rule one15. opti16. Serephina17. Silunaka18. Gaia19. ScorpionPunch20. Dusk21. Acid Override(helen)22. Joe C23. Vicki Virago24. Winnoch225. Wonko26. Thamian27. Baazzaar28. Thorondir29. Serj Tankian30. Zed Dragon31. AK32. Deadelvis33. Atari34. Max Conrad35. hellohello5436. James37. Mrs_Danny_John_Jules 38. Khamsin39. TheDirtyVicar40. GodBen41. Yosarian42. Jordan43. Honestlago44. Behind Geddon's wall      (The Wall of Death)45. Waylander46. Almighty Bob47. cinnamon_spider48. His Divine Shadow49. Dragon_Lord50. Craxus51. Robyn Austin52. ginge2153. Ian54. mindbits55. Baadmonkey56. mochae57. Spectre58. Cat-Eyes59. Mñêmõñë×ùš †hë Õmñîšçïêñ†60. The ghost61. The Lemon Teastrainer62. Mad63. Z phantom64. manson_rocks65. Uncle Bob66. Martiansoup67. Lampost of the       babblefishes(Lampie)

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The Guild

The Assassins guild was founded in an attempt to keep murder "under control".

Any unlicensed assassins will have a contract immediately taken out on that person's life.12

The guild will not take contracts on the italics or on editors. Any attempted contracts on these groups will result in a contract being taken out on the person responsible.


Assassins usually do not kill for petty grudges or for personal reasons. Assassins usually do not kill based on race or religion. Assassins rarely, under certain circumstances, torture, if ever.3 Assassins do not kill for the joy of killing. No, we do it for the money and because we know the value of a life, we do it for a lot of money.4

The price paid represents the work done and the difficulty of the task. For example if you pay a small amount for the leader of a society then it stands to reason that that person will not be inhumed. Also if that person is under guild protection then that person may take a contract on your life.



Contracts may be taken out on guild members if the price, or reason, is deemed sufficient.


Any injures acquired during a contract may be held at the medical centre.

 

Members of the guild are required to wear the Assassin's black clothing in a style of your choice unless told otherwise. Weapons and poisons may be acquired from shops; guild members will be given a discount. Bounty hunters and all other allies will be given visitor status unless they wish to join the guild; visitors are to be shown the respect that would be shown to a fellow Assassin of the rank of the visitor. However, no on ein these groups, not even the leader, is the equivalent of anything more than a Coordinator.

Members of the guild are required to follow the rules of mild continuity at nearly all times or they may suffer severe consequences. And the senseless, boring arguments that ensue.

The guild would also like to point out that due to potential paradoxes there can be no time travelling in the guild, except by a licensed time traveller. This is for your own safety, and everyone's sanity.

Also if when in the guild you are found to have committed acts of treason they will be dealt with by the inquisition56


You have been warned.
We also require that the Assassins do not use silver weapons.


And remember: "nil mortifi sine lucure"
(no killing without payment)


-Doctor Anthea (Guild leader)



 
 
 
 

If you are interested in becoming an Assassin then please fill in the box above. And if you wish to hire our services then start a conversation below stating the name of the person and the price this person's life is worth to you and the guild will decide to take the contract or not.


The Assassins' Ranks
Guildmaster
Anthea
Vice-Guildmaster
WIRO
Coordinator
Wonko		Coordinator
Joe C
Captain
Cat-Eyes		Captain
Skenvoy		Captain
Ak		Captain
Khamsin
Supervisor
Hussassan		Supervisor
Behind Geddon's wall		Supervisor
mindbits		Supervisor
Dusk		Supervisor
Skullock		Supervisor
Craxus		Supervisor
God Ben		Supervisor
James
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In the guild there are certain special positions available. You may apply for as many of these as you wish and they all can provide extra promotion opportunities.

PositionAssassin
SpecialistsAtari (solver of SEPs)
Joe C (medic and guild IT support)
geddon (Apothecary)
James (magic research)
Inquisition memberswonko
Rule One

Skenvoy
The Lemon Teastrainer
AK
ScientistsKhamsin(head Scientist)(chem)
AK (head of genetics)
Yosarian(bio)
TheDirtyVicar(QP)
behind Geddon's wall(Chem)(sic)
The main attack fleetHis Divine Shadow (head of attack squads)
Craxus (sic)
Almighty bob
AK
God Ben

The Badge

The H2G2 Assassin's guild
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Contracts


  • THOR, the Norse god of thunder, wanted dead.... payment on completion of the task

  • Wonko treason (£100,000 million gold)
  • Isross - silver use (5 bars of gold and an emerald amulet)
  • The Man From Delmonte - payment £10,000 (for the inhumming of this individual and the safe return of some plums)
  • astrotomato for starting the h2g2 Vs colective war
  • helen for the high crme of killing a Duck!(price on negotiation)
  • Any and all unlicensed thieves/assassins will be "inhumed" £5000

If you wish to take out a contract then please do so here:

  • The Fleet Admiral's office.

Our Allies


A set of scales and a wedge of money
1Don't say we didn't warn you...2Please don't be disagreeable about this, we're just trying to simulate something vaguely like a real assassain's guild. There's no realy authority on this site's RP groups, but since we're the biggest assassin's guild here... play along, would you?3Unless the person being tortured has been convicted of treason against the guild(or it has been decided otherwise by the guild leader).4smiley - evilgrin5The inquisition are in charge of the torture chamber when in the chamber.6Basically once you have been captured you may try to escape but if you are in armour then it will mysteriously react to the magnets (yes, even if its not meant to be magnetic) and the can opener/pen knife will open it up (yes, even if you say this cannot happen). The inquisitors are in charge of the inquisition and are above the normal structure of the guild, but they still have to answer to the guild leader and the inquisition leader.7This table shows only those in command, someday you might be on here.

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