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Featured Quotes - Cats



'Dogs have owners; cats have staff.' -unknown

'There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.' -unknown

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Various h2g2 quoting links1. Random Quotes Guild (RQG)2. Witty Quotes (Edited Entry)3. How to quote in GuideML4. Zaphod Beeblebrox quotes

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I'll put a new quote up here every few days. Meanwhile, as they say at the Guild, 'Come in, have a drink, and leave a quote!' Leave your favourite quote in the thread below.

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'If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.' -Brooke Shields

'Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.' -John Lennon

'If you're only killing time, it'll kill you right back.' -Jim Steinman.

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'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.' -Winston Churchill.

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