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spook Posted Apr 16, 2003
no you can't. if i have a H on my head i could either be a ghost or a soft light hologram. how about, you turn off the power in the ship, and while you suffocate from the environmental systems being off you see if i'm switched off meaning i'm hooked into Holly, or i don't meaning i'm a ghost.
spook
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Mort, go lie down, take some painkillers, and sleep the 
off
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 16, 2003
*thinks a lie down may be in order*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
If you were Rimmsie you would look exactly like Rimmer when he died.
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spook Posted Apr 16, 2003
ahh, but that is not so. remember when rimmer had his personality with Kachanski's image, or when he ended up with peterson's arm? this shows that holographic appearance can be altered!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Also, there is a big difference between your personality and Rimmsie's.
Now, I'm going to sleep (going offline), Good night Gentle men *turns round and walks out of room towards barrack.
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
Well you are slightly different to Rimmer and by that I mean completely, "Admiral".
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
Sorry don't know what happened there.. Of course I meant to say mister before Rimmer..
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
*sits down and reads Thamian report*
Well luckily for me and Mr. Rimmer we will be impervious to the noctious gases...
Colonel, are you likey to be arrested if you show up again on this planet..?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
*walks in through another part of the bridge and stares at spook, then walks away to re-check is holodisc is still in safe hiding*
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 17, 2003
*Reads Gefarenon report*
Any chance we could get the 'bug and get down there?
Oberon2001
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[...] Posted Apr 17, 2003
*Gets up and heads down to the A/R Suite.... until called for...*
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creachy Posted Apr 17, 2003
*comesflying ontobridge wearing a blue sparkly 70's disco suit. hair like mark lamarrs and two elongated fangs showing from his ridiculously large smile. does a disco spin.*
oooowww! i feel good! i can't smell no party, whats going on in here?
*looks downheartened at the seriousness*
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spook Posted Apr 17, 2003
i'm pretending to be in charge..."So stand up straight and dye your hair orange!"
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
*enters the bridge*
Spook are you a hologram or just a dead goiting ghost?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 18, 2003
I don't think he knows 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 18, 2003
aha!
you see 
You can be whatever you like don't worry. I haven't got a smegging idea what i am. Humanoid? Ghost? Human? Freak?
Or a combinaton ---- dunno.
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- 385: spook (Apr 16, 2003)
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- 394: creachy (Apr 17, 2003)
- 395: spook (Apr 17, 2003)
- 396: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 397: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 398: spook (Apr 18, 2003)
- 399: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 18, 2003)
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