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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 16, 2003
*is very disturbed by the turn in conversation*
Fine, could you please give me a short summory of what happened in my absence, that is if anything important did happened?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Errr, we found out that Listy will be taking her AS levels soon so she won't be on that much, the rest fo the crew found out that in real life you're 2 years older than me and we found out how to steer, Sir.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 16, 2003
You found out how to steer?
How?
And who told'em I'm two years older?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Well Listy told me that in Real Life you're 14 and I told Listy that I was 12 so.....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 16, 2003
Ah...
And how do you steer?
*looks around and pushes a red button*
WARNING WARNING, AUTODESTRUCT ACTIVATED!
*Rimmer panics and pushes the button again*
AUTODESTRUCT CANCELLED.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
*points to the panel with four green arrows on it* That one sir. 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 16, 2003
and i spent the weekend in bed with hangovers (feeling very old...)
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
I'll let you feel like that because if there's one thing I am worse at than cooking, it is counseling!
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spook Posted Apr 16, 2003
*steps onto bridge.*
Admiral Spook reporting to boss everyone around!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Oh, and I have compiled a report on Gefarenon at A1025551.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Spook, Rimmsie's in charge.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Go and lie down Mort. Go on.
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spook Posted Apr 16, 2003
look, can't a guy walk onto a bridge of a spaceship wearing a stolen Admirals uniform, pretend to be in charge and boss people around nowadays without someone spoiling it and pointing out he ain't in charge?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Nope. Ya can't. At least, not if I'm around.
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spook Posted Apr 16, 2003
well, what would you say if i'm an ACE rimmer from the future who's had a face lift to look good, who really is an Admiral and who really is in charge?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Spook, you are a ghost. I think I can tell the difference between a ghost and a hologram.
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- 365: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 16, 2003)
- 366: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 16, 2003)
- 367: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 16, 2003)
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- 369: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 16, 2003)
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- 372: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 16, 2003)
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- 374: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 16, 2003)
- 375: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 16, 2003)
- 376: spook (Apr 16, 2003)
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