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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Skutter 1 (mod) inspects HHD*
Do you want it installed?
(Forgot to use flash comms)
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 18, 2003
I am not going to enjoy this am i?
Let's go for it!
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) opens panel in side of HHD. Withdraws mains cable and plugs it in to bulkhead socket.*
*Goes to on switch and switches HHD on*
*Tweaks a few dials*
*The HHD powers up, giving off a low level green glow*
*Scutter 1 (mod)points to a small keypad.*
You input the co-ords here - but the Holly Hop Drive isn't very reliable, so you could end up anywhere.
*Withdraws Safety Link and offers it to Rimmer*
Look after this and DON'T give it to anyone you don't trust!
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
What about this Auto-Destruct? It hasn't been cancelled - only frozen out.
Do you want it sorted? It will mean completely dismantling the Command Console and will take about 4 hours.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
Nah just leave it as it is.
*takes the safety link puts it in his pocket*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) awaits instructions*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Scutter 1 mod leaves Bridge*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
BTW Hows the music in your cabin?
*smug grin*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 18, 2003
*sits and waits patiently for something terrible to happen - cos it always does!*
Have you been polishing your LS medals Rimmer, they look awful shiney today?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 18, 2003
I thought so, very nice they look too. Shame you died when you did, you could have had so many 
*carries on painting nails purple*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 18, 2003
*notices morts nails*
looking good
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 18, 2003
Thanks Doc, i love purple almost as much as i love black, thats why i painted my cabin walls pur..... errr nothing, i said nothing, i didnt do anything to my cabin that is against the rules 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 18, 2003
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 18, 2003
*wanders in*
Nice nail polish.
*looks at own pink nails*
Urgh, they've chipped.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 18, 2003
Anyone know what that HHD is supposed to do?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 18, 2003
... no
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 18, 2003
Oh Yay. I'm going offline, see ya in da morning.
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- 421: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
- 422: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 423: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 18, 2003)
- 424: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 425: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
- 426: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
- 427: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 428: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
- 429: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
- 430: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 431: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 18, 2003)
- 432: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 433: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 18, 2003)
- 434: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 435: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 18, 2003)
- 436: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 437: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 438: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 18, 2003)
- 439: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 440: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 18, 2003)
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