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spook Posted Apr 18, 2003
well whatever i am, i'm pretending to be in charge and know what i'm doing.
*presses big red button with self-destruct written on it to see what happens.*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 18, 2003
Fancy going into A/R with me?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 18, 2003
Look are we going or not?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED-8 HOURS AND COUNTING
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 18, 2003
Oh, for godsake! *walks over to button and presses it again* SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE DEACTIVATED 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
I was wondering why no-one thought of that earlier...
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spook Posted Apr 18, 2003
*presses button again and celotapes it down so no-one can stop the self-destruct.*
hey, i want to see what happens. last time this happened we got a chocolate bar.
1 hour countdown activated!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
*throws a rench at spook*
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
*runs up to a computer station and types:
AUTO-DEST/ABORT
PASSWORD:RIMMER RD #168
PASSWORD REJECTED- ABORT DENIED!
*Rimmer steps away from the console*
Smeg...
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 18, 2003
*runs around looking for the 'bug keys*
Are we absolutely certain that "self-destruct" works?
Oberon2001
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
Ok, uhhh everybody with high enough security clearance are dead, how do we solve this problem?- a seans?
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spook Posted Apr 18, 2003
there are 2 methods of stopping the self-destruct:
1. 100 posts are posted to the nonsense thread at F76412?thread=263011&latest=1 , which will overload the main computer which i just hooked into their, and stop the self destruct, or
2. an unproven methos that is contained in the envelope that is not presently in my hand. a risky option, but if you can't make 100 posts in the next 35 minutes for sure then it could be used as a last resort, or you could use time trying it first and ind it doesn't work.
spook
ps. i do not know what is inside the envelope
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
*desperatley tries with the cmoputer again*
GUYS WERE ARE YOU?!?
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Notices Auto-Destruct sequence activated*
*Moves round behind Command Console and plugs in to Diagnostic Socket*
*Downloads Auto-Destruct Sequencer Codes and attempts to loop them*
*Is rewarded with a ZAP in his Diagnostic Program*
*Attempts to dismantle Code and rewrite. Code repairs itself and continues countdown.*
*Attempts to add muliply by 10 code into countdown.*
*Gets ZAPPED again.*
*Pulls wires off Auto-Destruct button.*
*Countdown stops, but does not reset or cancel.*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
18 mins to go!
*Opens the envelope*
*inside the envelope is a key that leads to a safe in the captains office*
*runs down to the captains office*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
18 mins to go!
*Opens the envelope*
*inside the envelope is a key that leads to a safe in the captains office*
*runs down to the captains office*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
*notices the skutter's done it*
Good work!
I wonder whats in the safe?
*wanders off*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Skutter 3 and Rimmer enters, the skutter is carrying the Holly hop drive*
Put it on the table.
*the skutter obeys and places it on the table*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Skutter 1 (mod) inspects HHD*
Do you want it installed?
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- 401: spook (Apr 18, 2003)
- 402: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 403: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 18, 2003)
- 404: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 405: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 18, 2003)
- 406: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 407: spook (Apr 18, 2003)
- 408: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 409: spook (Apr 18, 2003)
- 410: Oberon2001 (Scout) (Apr 18, 2003)
- 411: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 412: spook (Apr 18, 2003)
- 413: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 414: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 415: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
- 416: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 417: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 418: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 419: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 420: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 18, 2003)
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