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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
According to the skutter colonel, an 'AU' is a completely different distance to an 'au'...
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Look, the bug will be useful for first re-establishment of communications, but not very practical in the long run. Taking the bug is a good idea, but the dwarf needs engine upgrades, and if we can mine stuff we get ores to sell. And I don't think the bug has much storeage space for ores.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 16, 2003
For smeg's sakes, as the most senior type person on this crew we are taking the bug, my decision is final.
Sorry colonel, but Oberon and Krytie have a point...
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
So shall I help the skutters beginning stocking the bug with supplies Ma'am?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 16, 2003
Yeah, why not. Shall I give you a hand?
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
If you wouldn't rather be having your morning sugar puff sandwich Ma'am?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
Ok Listy, I'll stay here and look over the ship.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 16, 2003
*eats sandwich and runs to hangar*
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
*Over comm. to colonel*
*Colonel we will need you on the surface. You know the lifeforms the culture, what they value... I don't even know if I'll be able to translate their language... Who are the people?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 16, 2003
*over comm*
What do these people even do?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 16, 2003
*staggers in*
morning...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 16, 2003
*runs in*
What the smeg is going on, whats wrong with the engines?
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[...] Posted Apr 16, 2003
*enters from Starbug...*
Ah Mr. Rimmer you're back!!!
May I ask how you did an exam three million years from Io, sir?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 16, 2003
I hitchiked...
Now what is going on?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
With respect sir, I thought I told you in the hanger bay.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 16, 2003
They died? Sorry, sir but I didn't realise that they had died.
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