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Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 621

Lurcher


I hope Bats, that you caught the profile shot, showing me in my prime.....took ages to pose...smiley - whistle


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 622

Batty_ACE

Yes I did smiley - bigeyes... It's currently pinned above the 'puter in my bedroom... smiley - biggrin


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 623

Lurcher


Bats..I luvs yer...see you soon smiley - kiss


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 624

Researcher 185550

*Coughs smiley - bleeping discreetly. I musta caught your smiley - bleeping illness, Michele*


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 625

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Really? smiley - bigeyes I thought I saw the smiley - bleeper sidling down one of the hallways earlier... tricky little beast - It'll make you smiley - bleepin' sick before you even know you've seen it! smiley - erm

So you're the one who has been hording the Pentwolf magazines Batty? smiley - cross And here I thought the temple subscription had run out!

smiley - blue 5 days of high-powered antibiotics later, and I feel worse then when I started... smiley - erm I don't think this stuff is working!


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 626

Researcher 185550

Have you tried smiley - bleep?


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 627

Batty_ACE

Poor Michele. Antibiotics can make you feel worse than the infection. A long time ago I was undergoing medical abu.. smiley - blush I mean treatment and couldn't take any sort of penicillin type stuff. They made me take tetracycline to get rid of some sort of nasty yuck.. smiley - erm no wonder the stuff kills the plague - it just about did me in. smiley - ill


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 628

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Me too (allergic to penicillin). So they usually give me sulpha-drugs. Although this time they gave me somthing called "Biactin", 1000mg a day for 6 days. Today is the 6th day and I still can't breath and I have pounding sinus headache and am dizzy.

Okay, so the dizziness might be construed as normal, but the other stuff isn't! smiley - erm


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 629

Batty_ACE

Sounds icky... with any luck you'll feel better soon... I seldom get smiley - ill thanks to my seriously overactive immune system (same thing that caused the medical uh.. treatments before) but when I do get smiley - ill it's usually a whopper...


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 630

Researcher 185550

smiley - bleeping good constitution, me! Aspirin does for just about everything short of smiley - bleeping decapitation.


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 631

Lurcher


I stick to McLurchers, meself...good for everything...`cept possibly haemorrhoids...smiley - whistle


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 632

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

::Is feeling a bit smiley - ill himself after all this talk of PentWolfsmiley - yuk and hemorrhoids...smiley - yuk::

OK, when the smiley - bleep did the smiley - bleeping Temple of smiley - bleep get a smiley - bleeping subscription to smiley - bleeping PentWolf???? I smiley - bleep well hope that you smiley - bleeping Priestesses put it under yer OWN smiley - bleeping names -- how would it smiley - bleeping look if I, the smiley - bleeping God of smiley - bleep, was caught subscribing to smiley - bleeping PentWolf???smiley - cross
smiley - bleep


In other news, Lurcher, mate, that was some smiley - bleeping masterful usage of smiley - bleep a few posts back... I think you're finally smiley - bleeping really starting to get the smiley - bleeping hang of smiley - bleepsmiley - ok


::floats off to the smiley - coffeemaker, which seems to be on the fritz, as it's been spitting out cups of a strange liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike smiley - tea. Thog gives the smiley - coffeemaker a good whomp or to with his... uhhhh... well, never mind thatsmiley - blush, and it starts materializing smiley - coffee again. Thog grabs one and samples it cautiously::

smiley - wowsmiley - wowsmiley - wowOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Irish smiley - bleeping Cream!!! smiley - yawnHey you smiley - bleepers!! Thar' be Irish smiley - bleepin Cream smiley - coffee over here!!!smiley - yawn

::takes his cup and wafts happily over to one of the luxurious Altibraxan Megalizard-skin armchairs that he's recently had imported, settles down into it, and picks up this morning's copy of 'The smiley - bleep New smiley - bleep Times' and thumbs to the comics::


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 633

Lurcher


Now don`t you get fillin` in the smiley - bleepin dot-to-dot pictures,Thog me owd mucker..I was `opin` to do em meself, whem I`d sharpened me smiley - bleepin pencil smiley - ok


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 634

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

smiley - yikesWhy, Lurcher, me old smiley - bleep, yeh smiley - bleepin wound me wit' the very smiley - bleepin suggestion that I'd do a smiley - bleeper of a smiley - bleepin thing like that... smiley - erm 'sides, I'm not much of a smiley - bleep for the connect-the-smiley - bleeps -- I'm more of a smiley - bleepin Garfield an' Word Jumble type o' smiley - bleep meself, so you're more than welcome to have at th' smiley - bleepin dot-thingies...

'Sides, there ARE a few more copies over there... ::waves vaguely in the direction of the smiley - coffeemaker:: Speakin o' smiley - bleep, did yeh get yourself an Irish smiley - bleepin Cream?? They're rather excellent!!smiley - ok

smiley - cheers


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 635

Batty_ACE

*foregoes the smiley - coffee and pours herself a smiley - stiffdrink or three then sits by the fire with copies of both PlayThog and PentWolf magazines and a handheld scanner*

smiley - bigeyes Wait til the others in the Supernatural smiley - bleep usenet group get a load of these!!!


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 636

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

*strolls through, smiley - whistle and smiley - bleeping as she goes, casting off smiley - bleeped virgins like a smiley - bleepin dandelion gone to seed!*

smiley - biggrin

I'm feeling much better now smiley - ok

smiley - bigeyes Oooooh! Irish smiley - bleep cream and smiley - coffee YUMMY!
*grabs a cup, and sits on Thog's lap while she reads his comics*


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 637

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

so where the smiley - bleep is that smiley - bleep bare-breasted highpriestess of yours, thog? smiley - bigeyessmiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 638

Researcher 185550

smiley - bleepin' yeah? smiley - drool


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 639

Batty_ACE

smiley - erm a priestess with bears breasts??? smiley - yikes


Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses

Post 640

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

smiley - bleep Pierce, she's sittin on my smiley - bleepin lap readin my smiley - bleepin comics, what'r'ya smiley - bleepin blind???

I'm afraid YOU'll have to smiley - bleepin ask /her/ about the bare breasts, though, I'm not gonna smiley - bleepin order her to smiley - bleepin bare her smiley - titsmiley - tit for some smiley - bleepin strange smiley - pirate who isn't even a smiley - bleepin smiley - bleep yet, or a supporter for that matter...smiley - cross

Here, pull up a smiley - bleepin chair, tho, have some smiley - bleepin smiley - stout, smiley - ale, or some Irish smiley - bleepin Cream smiley - coffee, and maybe we could talk about becoming a smiley - bleep supporter... My darling Priestesses are somewhat smiley - bleeping notorious for their smiley - bleeping appreciation and the smiley - bleeping ways they choose to show it smiley - winkeye for those who support the great smiley - bleeping cause of smiley - bleep.

smiley - ermWhaddya think, Priestess smiley - bleeping Michele, would ya smiley - bleep this scroungy yet ummmm.... /gallant/ smiley - pirate if he supported the Temple? Seein as it's you he wants (an' who could smiley - bleepin blame 'im, eh?), you should make the smiley - bleepin decision...


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