h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THOG!!!!! (aka Researcher 211636, would you believe )

Not before in time, was beginning to think you`d "passed over"

Give us a yell when you`re back in action, mate

*hastily withdraws his letter of resignation*

I was only joking, honest

Well, that's in good, mate, as I'm just back from threatening you on your fan club
Well, gotta again...

Was that?... was that... the Great and Almight God of ???





**THUD**

Oh my

*picks Michele up and dusts off the virgins she tipped over*

me!

*Politely starts to refuse some ing virgins, but gives up*

Oh, , Michele, didn't see you there.

*Gives Michele a and a virgin*

Why in thank you Roadkill dear .

What is everyone ing for on this upcoming y holiday? I myself want another ing computer game, a new storage rack to keep the virgins ing organized and fresh in, and a y beer nut dispenser in my in room!

Does the in virgin locker keep 'em chilled?

Not really - it just keeps them "fresh" ie - untouched by you ers!

I think we might need some sort of 'climate control' in there though.. last couple I took out were pretty ripe and I had to hose 'em off before they could be of any use...

::drifts through as an invisible puff of blue mist... observing the goings-on, nods in satisfaction, materializes a beernut dispenser in Michele's room::

I'm ing good...

::drifts off to check on the other goings-on::

::sits on his throne meditating quietly and listening to the sounds of the wind blowing between vigins' legs::

Y'know, I'll ing never get tired of that ing sound

sounds frighteningly like "Old McDonald"...

::makes an appropriately God-like at Batty::

Yes, well, I've got a ing or two here that I've ing saved up for you, Priestess... I think they'll clear your ing mind of any such ing thoughts

Now come the here and have a ing seat on my and get the s that are comin to ya! Ye've been a naughty ing Priestess of , haven't you? Don't ing lie to me, luv, I am the God of , yea, and I know all s that in the , so it's no ing use. You may as well just right on over here and ing until the s come home, at which point we may choose to retire to the ing room behind this ing throne... although, come to it, I could stand a goood gang right about now... where the is Michele when a needs her??

Woohoo!!!

*hops on Thog's lap* I've been very naughty...

right!! Now, come here, you naughty little [THE REMAINDER OF THIS POSTING HAS BEEN MODERATED FOR NON-COMPLIANCE TO HOUSE RULES AND BECAUSE WE DON'T GET ED LIKE THAT, SO WE DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THE PLEASURE OF READING ABOUT IT]

::several hours and 13 s later...::

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Y'know, I think it's that kind of back and forth ing that I've missed most about this ing place... there's just no ing equivalent! Plus, I'd ing forgotten how good you are with your and s, Priestess

I see that you've stayed MOST y in my absence
So... how's about a few , , and with me? Or do yeh have to go back to yer in PC?
Really? That's too in bad...
::gestures discretely and the Temple doors slam shut and lock::
...I'm afraid that you cannot refuse me this, luv... so what's your of choice?

sokay... he's all the way across the country ATM...

*sits down for a few s, several s and lots of s with plenty of good s in between*

Ah yes... the area code rule, I see...

Well, works out well for me, so I won't be ing about it.

::passes over a , as he's still getting his breath back from the last ::

Thank you.

*takes the and passes a bowl of beernuts to go with it*