h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

some strange ?? I always thought when it came to s the stranger the better... but thats just me...

Well first of all we'll have to put the quabash on the bears breasts...I'm not mutating for any in reason!

Secondly - it's the middle of ing winter! If you're so in fond of frostbite you run around ing nekkid!

Thirdly, far beit for me to call Captain Pierce in' strange...he's shown excellent taste so far! And I think he'd make a wonderful follower of ! I know he already walks the path of and s anytime he can

And I'm ing late for my manicure, so you ers will have to without me for a few s

i'm ing flattered

michelle

::awakens from a week-long snooze and to check the b'log::


::returns::


in Herrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm.... well, Pierce, seems to be in your in field now... you wanna in join the Temple of ?? Lotsa in of in virgins, and that's always a plus

i have rewritten a little ditty in the honour of the in

hope you like it:

i'll be ing her

ing her wherever she may go

there isn't an ocean too

a mountain so it can , me away etc.

aint that the in' truth...

That's pretty in y, Pierce I well think that'll earn you a ing spot in the ing Temple of ... welcome aboard, m'y friend!!

Here, 'ave a and some <ale whilst I go ing update my ing roster... as for the ing rules of and iness, well, they're somewhat ing complex... in a nutshell, though, all you really have to ing do is stay y, which there was never really any ing concern about, and otherwise just , , , and spread the ing iness of the and its Temple wherever the you go.
Other than that, just have a lot of fun, as much as possible, and... erm... well, watch out for the ing virgins, some of them have ing inexplicably turned out to be ing or ing , which tends to be really ing startling.

Welcome to the , and may the be forever ing strong in you

And a rousing chorus of is heard by all!

Now...

On to more serious matters.































We're out of beer nuts!

who ed the in ? are there any in in this 'ere in thread?

no... well... unless you count the poor little ers tied to sticks in the loos.... But they wouldn't be in nickin' the in nuts...

They have in tied to sticks in the loos in England?!!!

Well I'll be ed... those Brits are different alright...

*staggers in carrying a case of <>*

Man! I just bought that corset!!! And it was the softest black leather...

Oh well... brought some groceries.. anyone hungry?

hand me a in before i go nuts

why would anybody tie a in to a stick in a in british loo

i have heard in strange things about the loos of england, but this in beats them all

oh, my in black leather...

Mmmm nuts...

Pierce, ye've never in heard of the dormouse on a in stick? More in economical than in toilet paper, if yeh take my drift...


Priestesses in leather




Oh in yeah, knew I was in forgetting something...

nuts

... I hate to tell ya Batty my , but you know there's a in eternal nut dispenser in your in room? There's one in Michele's too... they've in been there for months... Thanks for going shopping though, my darling , 's a sweet thought

you use in for that

your in s must be pretty tight if you can be content with animals that small

i don't in dare tell you what i use

They say that Amazonian Indians get along fine with leaves from trees.

Could explain the rapid de-forestation in that in part of the world I suppose....

it Saves on clothes I suppose.

Hey, I wonder if they get ing designer leaves! Or the ing tribe leaders wear mahogony leaves, because it's classier.

What do they use for ing furniture??!!?!?

Just as long as they don't get hold of some in poison ivy or poison ing oak! African Violet leaves would be ing nice they're all velvety soft!

Oh is that what that ed thing in my room is Thog... a in beer nut dispenser! I wondered why anyone would put a ing parking meter next to my bed... Came in rather ing handy though...I've made a nice lot of change!