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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 10, 2003
So what did everyone 
ing get?
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Jan 10, 2003
i got ed! 
again apologies 4 y in lack of postings am soooo busy at mo tryin 2 find th in time to squeeze in in work & having a good with mates that ive nt got much in time left to here. rest assured im giving (& gettin) plenty of in good tho! 
omy 
& 2 all! 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jan 11, 2003
...drags in 
in tired and worn-out...
Daughter is home with strep throat - or Mono. The doctor says we'll know in 2-3 ing days. If it's strep we'll see an improvement over the weekend. If it's in' mono, she'll stay the same and I'll need to take her in for ing blood tests next week. He feels pretty certain that it's ing strep, as she is not tired and is actually having trouble sleeping. With in' mono they want to ing sleep all of the ed time...
Speaking of sleep... 
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 11, 2003
*puts a woobie over the ing Michele then pits a "Do Not Disurb" sticky note on her forehead*
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 13, 2003
*... and a coroner's ing tag on her toe, just to make sure*
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 14, 2003
*writes "Don't ope til Xmas" on the toe tag*
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 14, 2003
woops!
*wedges an N where it's supposed to be on the tag*
in' cheap keyboards in the classroom...
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 15, 2003
*Adds: and then, just add water*
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 15, 2003
*put another step on the toe tag*
"stir briskly for 5 minutes over medium heat being careful not to burn"
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jan 15, 2003
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 16, 2003
*Conspirational ing grin then 
*
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jan 16, 2003
::is ing pleased::
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jan 17, 2003
*hack, cough, cough, wheeze*
Get outta my way *cough* you ing God of *cough, cough* I'm trying to get a decent cup of *wheeze, cough* hot chocolate, and all these ing virgins keep doing is bringing *cough, hack, wheeze* more in beer!
Where's my *cough* in fuzzy slippers? And has anyone ing seen the *hack, wheeze, cough* <bleep"in heating pad?
And why is this *cough, sputter, cough* ed temple so cold?
Huh? *cough, wheeze, cough*
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 17, 2003
Alright Michele.. you obviously don't realize only boozy stuff is in' served here...
*orders a nice mug of hot chocolate with a shot of Irish cream in it and little marshmallows floating on top*
*takes out her big fuzzy Taz slippers and the newest issue of PlayThog Magazine (I only read it for the articles mind you) and hands them to Michele with the chocolate*
Here you go...
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jan 17, 2003
PlayThog, eh?? 
I dunno... I don't remember signing that ing deal... o' course, with how much I imbibe, I suppose it's not ing surprising...
Michele, my darling beloved able Daughter, I have to ing say that you look even ing sexier when you're ing sick 
I dunno why that is, exactly, but it, you should have been here a bit ing earlier, we coulda had some ing fun
::floats off to check on the thermostat, as it does seem a bit ing nipply in here...::
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jan 18, 2003
The newest PlayThog Magazine? Thanks Batty!
*sneeze, drip, cough, cough, wheeze, puts on the fuzzy slippers, grabs the magazine and the hot chocolate from Batty and pads her way off to the massage room for a nice warm massage*
*cough, cough*
*sniffle*
"...articles? You mean they have articles in this magazine?"
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Lurcher Posted Jan 18, 2003
PlayThog magazine?????????
Typical, in typical.
*Scans, very quickly, thro` the pages*
As I thought, utter in .
In fact, utter in in .
What this place needs is a Custodian of Good Taste.
If I`d got any..I`d take the job on....
*Heads off into the ether to break a few more course records*
May the pervade your very s
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 19, 2003
Aw c'mon Lurcher m'dear... I also have the latest issue of "PentWolf". I just uh.. hadn't finished reading it yet so I could give it to Michele.. 
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Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses
- 601: Researcher 185550 (Jan 10, 2003)
- 602: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Jan 10, 2003)
- 603: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jan 11, 2003)
- 604: Batty_ACE (Jan 11, 2003)
- 605: Researcher 185550 (Jan 13, 2003)
- 606: Batty_ACE (Jan 14, 2003)
- 607: Batty_ACE (Jan 14, 2003)
- 608: Researcher 185550 (Jan 15, 2003)
- 609: Batty_ACE (Jan 15, 2003)
- 610: Batty_ACE (Jan 15, 2003)
- 611: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jan 15, 2003)
- 612: Batty_ACE (Jan 15, 2003)
- 613: Researcher 185550 (Jan 16, 2003)
- 614: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jan 16, 2003)
- 615: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jan 17, 2003)
- 616: Batty_ACE (Jan 17, 2003)
- 617: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jan 17, 2003)
- 618: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jan 18, 2003)
- 619: Lurcher (Jan 18, 2003)
- 620: Batty_ACE (Jan 19, 2003)
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