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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Oct 12, 2005
Mmmm... yummy! 
*grabs two variety packs, a keg and a crate of beer nuts and quickly herds them all into her room. "Gasps", "Woohoo!"s, "Yippee!!!'s" and "Oh my Bob!"s can be heard all the way to the front of the temple. The door opens occasionally and a another spent, used virgin is piled on the heap quickly accumulating outside the priestesses door*
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Batty_ACE Posted Oct 13, 2005
*looks at the heaving heap in front of Michele's door*
I can't even count the number of times I've told her to put those in the hamper...
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Oct 13, 2005
*presses a small red button on the arm of My throne*
FWOP!!!
*the pile of used men outside Michele's door vanishes in a puff of vaguely sweaty-smelling smoke*
Barely even worth ing sacrificing anymore, those s...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Oct 13, 2005
*Priestess Michele's door opens - her arm reaches out and snags Thog 
, pulling him into the room so fast he just sees a blur 
. Whoots, hollars, moans and some very large gasps are heard in the midst of purple fog, flashes of light , lightening and at one time a thunderstorm .*
Followed by Priestess Michele leaving the room 
with a very big grin on her face 
, and Thog with an even bigger grin on his face ...
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Batty_ACE Posted Oct 14, 2005
*holds up a score card with a 01... 
I mean a 10 on it*
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John Luc Posted Oct 15, 2005
OY!!
On Wimpy, 18 October 2005, there will be a wild freaky party over at the Personal Space of The Converted Ohioan (U208498). All are welcome to join us. There will be spirits, food, and much hedonistic activities to partake of. Bring a few dyke virgins. And wear something that is easy to remove. Don't mind the goat, either, he's just bored.
Spread the word....then spread yer legs!!
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John Luc Posted Oct 15, 2005
Er.....update.....we're just gonna do this all weekend long. Come on! Let's go! The virgins will be fine here by themselves. Just leave some water and Virgin Kibbles 'n' Kibitz out for them. I'm sure Thog will turn on the alarm.
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Batty_ACE Posted Oct 15, 2005
Oooh... fun party for my bday...
*packs a few buff male virgins in case it's all lesbians at the party*
Just to keep me calm, you understand.. 
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Sep 12, 2008
::Wooooosh LeviPuma returns::
ing greetings!! Nearly 3 ing years have passed! I ing wonder if things are still around here...
*looks around*
my my, seems a little ing dusty round here.
*sets about tidying up and phones Virgins 'R' Us for a new shipment*
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Supplicants to the God of BLEEP! and His Priestesses
- 1861: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Oct 12, 2005)
- 1862: Batty_ACE (Oct 13, 2005)
- 1863: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Oct 13, 2005)
- 1864: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Oct 13, 2005)
- 1865: John Luc (Oct 13, 2005)
- 1866: Batty_ACE (Oct 14, 2005)
- 1867: John Luc (Oct 15, 2005)
- 1868: John Luc (Oct 15, 2005)
- 1869: Batty_ACE (Oct 15, 2005)
- 1870: LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something (Sep 12, 2008)
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