h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahhh well, I was ing about to launder that loin cloth... since we wouldn't, really....errrr...ummmm.... but he ruched off so ing quickly that you know those hedgehogs are still in there. And those ing hogs have ing bugs all over them! (Had one in the garden...disgusting!) Those ing blondes are going to be hopping like toads. (Did I tell you my blonde do is a Dolly Parton Special? ing begger than any head.

Oh I am off to light a ing candle. Or Loincloth maybe..... all round.

hehehe... they're magical hedgehogs though.. or some form of y currency.. I forget..

Ah , the 's gone already, eh? all!

Ah, but in verily, 'tis it not true that wheresoinever the is, there also shall the in iest go? Whereupon, might one not reason to another that I am, indeed, ing with thee, my s, always???
I am pleased to accept thine y offerings, oh y Madman of the ing Ranters' Guild... verily, I do in believe that the in Ranters' Guild could benefit most ishly from a y alliance with the in Temple of , and the Guild seems to be in a most y position to the Word of ing , so I am most y that you have paid a visit, and feel quite ish about a possible alliance

Arietta, Scandrea and Tracer, welcome, ing welcome!!! and for all!!! I do apologize for my uny absence, but as you may well see, my beloved s Batty and Michele do quite ishly take care of all y guests and new members...
Furtherinmore, I might add that my supposed in obsession with ing the out of blonde virgins is iningfact a myth... I have alinready established and made it quite in plain that I prefer ing redheads, and in spite of the I had to with my last in redhead, I nevertheless stand the by that statement.

Blondes are just more fun to sacrifice.

I thought I felt someone at my side when I banged my toe today and shouted "!! ing !! And as for these ing dogs - !!!!"
By the way, I'm pet-sitting at the moment in Atlanta. I hate ing Atlanta. Too many ing s.
Oh yeah, I'd sacrifice a ing blonde any day, just about. Just leave me a ing cute brunette who's into and and maybe even . If she likes , even better!!

Arrietty ing strokes her naturally long wavy auburn hair. I feel the same ing way about those blondes. That's why I ing brought every single virgin I could find. And lots of kindling. alll round!

Redheads, eh oh y one??

How do you feel about thoroughly ed Priestesses with a festive amount of age on the odometer?

Well, , but a cannot be truly and *thoroughly* ed until you've been ed by the iest...

Supplicating to be utrterly ed....

I'll use henna if you like...

*grins and tries to take a peek under the loincloth*







Now that's what I call a in' holy grail!!!!!

*suddenly a mist rolls through the room and floats above the throne directly to the right of his holiness of 's throne. The mist turns purple and chex mix rains down on the 1st High Priestess's throne. With a flash of light and a High Priestess Michele appears*

! Spilled the chex mix again! You know - this mist stuff isn't as easy as it 'in looks... *she sniffs the air - all of a sudden her eyes light up* Is that hedgehog I smell? WOOHOO!!! His soginess is back!

Although.. *flips back her brunette hair* I thought you in said you preferred brunettes - oh Great God of Absenteeism! I guess I'll just have to go find another temple that truly appreciates ing brunettes who dedicate their ing lives ing for their y god...

Now don't get your in' scanty priestess robes in a knot, Michele.. you know Thog has always been an equal opportunity er..

*snags a handful of chex mix and takes her seat on the other side of the y one*

Hands Priestess Batty some wine coolers she's had chillin' under her throne, pops open a new bag of nacho beer nuts...

Cripes Batty! Just when I had the in guilt trip going strong!

So dear - the Great God of all that is Worth ing is back - huh?

Things are bound to get good and y now!!

*snags a handful of beernuts to go with her <ini>*

Good and y??? if I know... is always ing y with me, my ing darlings... though what ing *kind* of ing y is always somewhat up for ing question...

And yes, I AM an equal-opportunity er... redheads may taste ier, but I married a ing brunette, so, hey, , everybody needs some ing

Yeh, that's ing right, the y One is married now... but still y, so 's all still y!!!

My goodness - his iness has a consort. Imagine that... have you worn her out yet?

Ooooooooh, Mrs , the Goddess of . Sounds y!

Batty, my dear , of COURSE I've ing worn her out already!!! , I wore her out BEFORE I ing married her

Madman... yer right, it's y!!!

Did you give her a in rest before the honeymoon? Of course being ed to death is a Priestesses idea of going out in a of Glory!