h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

either that or he'll think the in' are back...

Exactly!!!
There`s yer in answer !!
It was them in wot did it, absolutely nothing to do with me OR McLurchers!!
You should all feel in ashamed of yourselves for even in thinkin` I might be involved, for s sake!

*Stalks off to vent his on some poor unsuspectin` unsullied in wench*

Well Now that everything is ie again - I'm off to the ing virgin pantry for a couple of quick s before bed

for you.

**

What the is happening here?
Whose in job is it to feed and water the in virgins?

Look at `em..on their last in legs..no good askin` me..I don`t know what they eat, do I, for s sake, I`m only a in visitor.
P`raps we should barbeque some of these in , crappin` all over the place.
Thog would turn in his in loincloth if he could see the state of this in place.

*Grabs a shovel, brush and wheelbarrow, and starts to clean the place up a bit*

this for a in lark..Better in things toin well do than about here in clearin in !!

*Exits To order some pizzas for the poor starving virgins*

Skin`n bone, some of `em

umm.. i think the s organised a in rota 2 do it themselves. wasnt my in job...

*grabs a couple of newly fed virgins and vanishes thru a doorway*

c u ers later!

omy

Oh !!!

I forgot to make y arrangements for the in virgins to be fed while I was on my ing cruise...

Actually it wasn't too bad... until they had eaten the last - then it got ugly..

I'm sure - they probably didn't in panic until they ran out of ing mint sauce!

**orders in a truckload of frozen Tombstone Pizza's to put in the deepfreeze for the next tiime she goes out of town**

There - it's not gourmet - but it should ing well tide the virgins over until someone arrives to feed the ers!

I must say - theres nothing ing worse than skinny virgins!

**grabs a couple of well-fed virgins who were smart enough to find the beer nuts and **

I'm with you on that one... they're all bony and - not the most comfortable ride in the park...

True, true.

*Dressed in a ing suit she sneaks up behind three unsuspecting virgins and pounces*

GROWLWLWLLLL!!!! ROAAARRRRR!!!

ing difficult to say what scared the out of them more: the ing growl or the ing .

*shakes her head*

tsk tsk tsk... we lose more virgins that way...

ing shame.

*Puts virgins on used virgin pile*

*takes the now enormous used virgin pile to be recycled*

we needed new waitstaff anyway - the old ones were getting y...

*nods*

And y. And they always wanted you to call them.

*waits till Batty leaves, then grabs the used virgins out of the recycle truck. She dresses the used virgins in zombie costumes and leaves them lying around in the yard outside of the temple*



That'll put the fear of in a few trick-or-treaters tonight!

What are you going to ing give 'em to eat?

Who? The zombie-virgins or the trick-or-treaters?