h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The ing truth? Ye ! We should ing take a ing photo and ing frame it for the ing rarity value!

ING YAAAARRRRGHHH, mateys!! Clear tha in gangplanks an' man tha in fores'ls an tha in tops'ls, an' prepare fer a in boardin!!! Yargh!

::waves his cutlass about for a bit::

in Argh! Tis day, eh?

Hey! Whatch where you're waving that in cutlass at! You almost shivered my ing timber!

, Michele, you're not even supposed to /have/ a ing timber...
Batty, yes, apparently it was ing day -- O' course, this was according to ing Paul H. -- and you know how HE is But apparently he ing heard somewhere that Sept. 19th was ing Talk Like a Pirate Day, so a bunch of us just sorta ing went with it...


::grabs a that the maker just materialized::

*grabs a & few of the newlt arrived virgins (with teeth)
& heads off towards one of the rooms...*

c u ers in a in while...

omy

'em right, omy, show 'em how a true er s!!!

Well, my Priestesses, associates, and supporters, the time has finally ing come for me to take my leave. Today will be my final ing day on hootoo for a ing undetermined period of ing time. Never ing fear, for I shall be with you in if not in , but only keep the Principles, Commandments, and fundamental Truths of alive within your heart and ing mind, and the will remain ing strong within you and will not ing fail you.

Michele, my dearest, Most able Daughter and First Priestess of , I am delegating to you the authority to accept new members into the Hood, whether as Priestesses, Supporters, Associates, or whatever other titles you come up with. I will be back, I ing swear it, and I will update my roster with any new ers that you've added. Just leave me a ing message on my Space with the names and, preferably, U#s of any new additions, and I'll add the ers when I next visit.

Until ing then, I just have to say that it has been a ing pleasure ing with everyone, and I hope the Hood flourishes in my absence. Everyone take care of yourselves, keep the strong within you, and , , and like there's no ing tomorrow.
ing bye, all!


for the ladies
and for everyone.





::vanishes with an especially nice and resounding THWOOOOOMP::

So ing moving....

*Waves ing cutlass half- heartedly*

Thog?

Oh man...

*wanders to the bar for a or several*

I said cheers to Thog elsewhere, but I have to add that it won`t be the same without `im.
I did enjoy our little "exchanges"

Me too, Lurcher


And come on, it's not like I'm leaving forever, people, no need to get all gushy about it

Ah'll be bahck!!



And with those last words of wisdom, now I'm REALLY out of here. Bye, everybody!

*goes to the virgin pantry to console herself*

*send down for some more in virgins 2 help drown her sorrows*

omy

Oh well,it, seein` as `ow I`m here, may as well exercise my supporters rights
*Conducts a full dental inspection, before making his selection*

*considers biting Lurcher* it's not the priestesses that have dental issues, dear.. the virgin pantry is over there..

*leads Lurcher to the pantry then departs with a warning to the livestock to 'be gentle'*

Now that was cruel, I MEANT the virgins
Though, thinking about it, being bitten by a priestess has a certain, erm, attraction.
I have this morbid fear of toothless gums, d`you see. I was once seduced by a friend`s grandmother..

That would mess with you for life...

Still bear the mental scars luv!
Did I mention my pal`s name was Garbo?

hehehe.. no you didn't...

guess I can see how being seduced by a granny might affect you.. felt the same way about the senior that kept hitting on me when I lived in NYC.. he'd stand over my desk and try to peer down my blouse..

He should probably count his blessings. It's a distinct possibility I'd have killed him had he succeeded in his quest..

And I believe you would luv, and quite right too

*Adopts a position a respectful distance from Batty*