h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LMAO@Will

I'm not impressed with cyber-sex... but when I was convinced to give it a go, I was told I'm a natural. lol

I dont understand in what way, its just like writing a romance novel in real time with someone I guess... steer away from vulgarity unless you are asked to talk dirty. lol

It's an amusing diversion I think (maybe) but not to be taken seriously...

Kiddo: I'm a happy little virgin.

*decides not to comment, one way or the other...*

Hello Kiddo!
*hugs*
How nice of you to visit my homepage!
Welcome, have a chocolate...

I wouldn't do that if I were you, GB. Do you have any idea how many Mixed Nuts there are?...

Of course I do, Emily....I am their Guardian Angel....

Oh. Alright then.

I can't rightly remember when me old friend had his first outing, but I can remember when this Coke lost ITS virginity. It were about three minutes ago when I found the rum to put into it. Aargh.

{slides up next to Greasy and whispers in his ear} Hi, darlin'. Couldn't help but notice you amongst the crowd. Feel like ruining another virgin? I've heard you pirates have a reputation for that sort of thing. And I promise, I won't scream...too loud...

Maggie, I'd be honored.

You should be, matey! Virgins who want to be ruined by pirates that mix rum with coke are rare.

(Hmmm, now, that I think of it: So are pirates who mix rum with coke *shudder*)

BTW: Do you snort the mix *more shuder* or do you drink it *even more shudder*

Recipe: (popular in bars round the stock exchange)

One line of charlie
1ml of Vodka
Mix in a beer bottle top
Snort mixture
Call doctor

Sorted

Well, finally through the backlog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I started, I thought that *I* would be the one to top DD's record, but there was a 31 - but if I remember correctly it was a man, so that makes me with 28 the old maid of the forum. Of course, in our society there are LOTS of girls older than I am and still virgin, so I am not the ecxeption but the rule.

Tweetie, my mother is rather open with me about sex, and among the things she told me was that after her wedding night her mother-in-law gave her something to wash herself with so it would hurt less. I still have to get hold of my father and get the english name of it without him knowing for what I want it - that's the problem of speaking three languages and none completely.

BTW - if my father knew I was even reading this forum (with DD and the others in it) he would probably throw the computer out of the window.

Hmmmm- I have fairly open parental units myself, but I've never heard of anything like that...
Alcohol, perhaps, but then you don't wash in that

And when I lost my virginity which time with the boy or the girl?

{after looking him over curiously} Hummmmm....Both of course! And I see you've been tickling the MOG. Gonna make it a trinity and do deities too? You're gonna need to put on your climbing boots for that one, darlin'!

Hahaha!
That makes ME a virgin!
I haven't been with a woman {yet}

The girl was a cheerleader I lost it and it wasnt hard. The boy well we were in the tub. hehe