h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should probably say that I was as nervous as heck when she took me up to her flat, and I was more than a little flustered by the obvious inexperiance I had and not relaly knowing at all waht to do beyond the very b basic of things She led me astray yes, that is what I'm staying and I'm stickign to it

awww bless

No, seriously: I was led astray by others the fact I now try to lead others astray is neither here nor there Cor, I just thought back, I relaly was as nervous as hell that night.... As for drink; we'd been in the pub so we had been drinking, but wasn't waht I'd call 'drunk' perhaps a bit 'lubricated' or 'tipsy' Actually this reminds me of the 'penis's waht do women think thread'' ; Where they were talking a while back about why people do or don't explain to their pa partners 'how to do....' whatever it is As she knew I was inexperianced, a virgin, she was thinking back very good at 'explaining' some aspects of Womans 'physiology'

.. 2legs story reminds me of Maggie May, by Rod Stewart. That was "our" song the summer we left school.

I think that song's the reason why I always dreamed of seducing younger boys. Always identified with "Maggie May". Makes me a dirty old woman now, ing over my sons' friends. I never did have a b/f who was younger.

And it also made me think about my 16-year-old son. Still, I'm quite blasé about that - he's the third of three highly hetero red-blooded males I've produced. I wish I could ask them about their experiences. And for their girlfriends' sakes, I wish I could tell them mine. But somehow, one doesn't.

well unfotunately I don't get classified as being that young myself anmore I can think of my expeiance as having many mamy good points to it, but I think also ther ewere one or two negative; It gave me a bit to high expectation, which as I later found out wasn't always realistic when I was with the few people I've been with who were actually about my own age at 28 years old now, and I still seem somhow to end up with older people No idea why or how, its not like I'm actually 'agaiming' for that or anything, it just seems that that is the way it works out... Not that I mind about peoples age that much at all... I mean, obviously I'd probably draw the line somewhere.... and it still makes me laugh, that not long after Christmas my Father was briefly seeing a girl, and i do mean girl; only a couple years older than me, and thereb half his age In comparason I guess I'm actually goign for people pretty much the same age as me

There is nothing wrong with older people, they still feel 19 in their head, don't we TC?

The last young boyfriend I had, well, he was besotted and I was embarrased. I wanted to walk down the street holding his hand but the looks we got were just too much.

I didn't like feeling so old, (which I did, next to him) and I didn't want the relationship kept secret so it had to end.

He's happy now though, and I was his "Mrs Robinson" as it were, the equivalent to "Maggie May" though I like to think I didn't lead him astray, just initiated him gently.

Oh there is certainly nothing rong, and more than a lot right with older people as I said I'm 28, I'm currently 'seeing' someone whos in their 40's

ooh, you saucy thing!

I take it she wasn't a vigin

Not likely to lead her astray then

Has she taught you anything you didn't already know?

Why has everyone gone quiet?

I actually exceded my previous oldest person I've slept with a weekend or so back

Tart

Yesh... I'm a tart.... I'm not proud me... I have decided to give up on being proud.... there just isn't any point trying to protest my stasis anymore