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'Dry humping' is (or at least was, when I was at school) grinding against each other in er, sexual positions, whilst still being clothed.

You don't *have* to be clothed to dry hump (also known as 'frottage') - it is possible to do it naked provided you take care not to actually go into full penetrative sex (which can happen, so be careful kids! ). It's quite an effective form of foreplay - at least in my opinion, as it raises the tension before final release in full-blown sex - although people have been known to do that as a joke as well (e.g. Brian dry-humping Narinder in Big Brother 2).

I didn't see that, but I did see Daniel do that to Jason (live) but it wasn't in the edited bit which goes out the next night. Maybe it's on the dvd.

Isn't that where you just rub against each other without the penetration?

Or is it where you use a lot of talcum powder?

Woops, missed some blog there!

Kind of ruined my joke.

...and there was me thinking someone else had come here to confess

'wanders back thinking same'

Why on earth (and how) would you use talcum powder?!

I don't know, that's why it was meant to be funny, talcum powder makes everything dry!

Gosh darn you try and try and then just fall flat on your face sometimes.

And that isn't a confession either!

Nope, it's s*d's law!

Hello everyone. Finally I get to post my first time! It was 2 weeks ago, with someone I care very deeply about and am totally in love with and it was fantastic, if a little drunken...

how did I end up here?

Hello KQ!!
Thanks for that, nice to hear a girl's first time was fantastic!

Well, I blame that on being head-over-heels in love. I'm sure it must make a difference!

I think it makes an awful big difference: As a bloke I've had OK, and een good sex wit people where it is lust not love driving it, but fantastic sex only when there is love.... (of course best is the love and lust together)

I was in love - but it still hurt like h*ll.

Maybe I should have had a drink first

aww Suppose as I am here, I should detail my first time? if your sure

awww, poor AGB. That was another thing, it didn't hurt

Shucks, it was a long time ago.

I was having that conversation with a friend last Friday. When I said my first time hurt, she said she was so drunk she couldn't remember doing it, or whom it was with.



That's just sad.

Sorry, 2legs, what were you saying?

*all ears*

*gets all nervous right.... I was 16, we'd 'moved' to a different pub as the one we were going to all the time was closed down for somet reason I can't quite remembe rnow....
Anyhow, there was this woman, who'd we'd seen quite a few times in the otehr pub, and she had migrated to this one also. Anyhow, I'd often play pool with her, etc....
Anyhow, this one night I was sitting at a table sipping my beer with a friend, he was chatting her up wildly.... an d failed.... then, and I don't know how it quite ended up happening, I wetn back to her flat She was quite a bit older than me: I was 16 she was nearly 24 and well... err... she 'taught me the ropes' as it were I can still remember the first night there and the sex which seemed and still does, fantastic we ended up togehter for about four months or so Before she broke it off < Not that I was aiming to do it; but the next girlfirend whilst I was still 16 was 26 years old Now, the firs ttime I had same sex sex, was hmm, about fiv eyears back and though I've heard othe rmen say that it is painful etc., etc., I didn't find that *makes a quick exit