h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh no.How long do you think it'll last?

SM

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Re: title; It got removed by a moderator?

*shrug*
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It did?

I wonder why?

They all must have been virgins once.....

It's okay, it's getting better slowly. It's quite strange...started back at the garden centre today and theywould barely let me do any loifting incase it hurt my foot (actually, I want to- need to lose some weight from sitting around doing nothing!) and even gave me a chair to sit on when I was pricking out tomato seedlings. Coo

*hugs*

Which title?

*gives the Sarge a fluffy cushion to place her foot on*

Mmm...Fluffy

Thanks *hugs*

And now I'm sitting around doing nothing again

"What happened to "virginity"?".
I thought you were talking about that when you said it's getting better.
That title; maybe it's because the mods are virgins and deem it indecent?

Maybe they should tell that to Richard Branson then

Maybe they should ****** out all of his products.
****** atlantic.
****** cola.
****** records.

Hehehe

We could all play a game "Guess the naughty word"

AGB

I'm thinking maybe it's a blessing if there's no "O" on the first go. Both of us were sixteen, and it was just incredible, I think there were three or four orgasms apiece. So of course, we were lit up like Christmas trees, and everybody, I mean EVERYBODY, knew exactly what was going on. My parents were completely intolerable, her parents were completely intolerable, and I thought I was going to march down the aisle at the point of a gun. Luckily, we were smart and prepared, and all of the potential little bunnies went into the bin in wrappers. It still aches when I think how "in love" we were.

We met up recently at a 25th reunion, and we're both still single.

And?
Did you have a replay?





AGB

No, blink it. She was being a little too "clock is ticking", and another friend of mine told me she was positively gunning for a husband. I didn't think it was a good idea to reopen old wounds under the circumstances, being as I like my happy hours and my sunsets...

Hmmmmm
A confirmed bachelor I take it...

So, do you stick to women who are way past "clock-ticking" {like me}

I'd have to say YES.

I think at 44, I'm a little too stiff to be running around chasing an eighteen-month-old. Kids are for kids.

I agree.

Had all my kids, can't have any more.

Shall I jump on the next plane then?

*giggles*