h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I remember being marveled at my body thru its growing stages. Problem was I was different just more sensual than most I guess you see somewhere I started to like both, yes men as well. I finally told my dad "The real Lone-ranger" "I keep looking at mens crotches" I cried painfully, "they wont go away". Well he said, we'll fix that. And to the Doc we went I was no longer a virgin to shrinks.

"My first blow job": now that's a topic! The earlier posts in here got me to thinking about firsts and I left a post over at Magnolia Thunderpussy's place. http://www.h2g2.com/F54365?thread=79436 I'm a breast man, have been since I discovered boobs in National Geographic in the 50's. I remember the summer night years ago when Mary and I took a walk. I had my arm around her, eventually under her blouse and on the smooth skin of her back. My fingers continued their exploration and I was able to work my hand beneath the cup of her bra and feel "the only sweetest thing in the world". Whew! Is there anything softer?

My first love?...











Me. I'm fairly certain.

Breasts - what a sore point. I find smaller women more attractive in the main. If we're discussing firsts, the first time I had my nipples sucked - now that was nice...

I'm sure that was nice for him too.

I'm sorry that I was older before I realized that sucking breasts was pleasurable for the woman rather than something that was just tolerated. Or a source of negotiation...

When did I "grow up"?

I'll tell you when it happens

*grins*
*very much wishes to lurk*

Lurk in what context?

Lurk in the context that I've mixed up this and the celibacy thread...
Whoopsie...

Too long without sex has scrambled your brains? {{HUG}}

Blow jobs is an interesting topic indeed. For me anyway. So I left a message there if you'd like to read it.

Well that's just one of the benefits of Emily... She does, in a round about way, tell me what she likes... It's a trial and improvement situation... But then, isn't everything...

Jamie.

Also... So far I've thought of seven types of virginity... How many have people conquered? See my entry "Being Maile: An Apology by way of Explanation" for more details...

How more direct do you want me?

Straight forward would be nice

what's "maile"?
SEVEN types of virginity?
Erm...OK.
I'll take your word for that, Lord Jim.
No, I ~don't~ want to know.
I'm not a prude, just seen too much, I guess.

You might like to leave the URL for others though...

Actually you can. The first time after I gave a birth was much more outstanding experience, than the very 1st time.

I mean - loose a virginity twice

Glad you clarified that!
Does ist count after you've given birth?
Surely a contradiction in terms?

Long standing precedent, my dear. Of course it counts--after all, the Virgin *cough* Mary never lost her status, did she? Although I'm still inclined to doubt the accuracy of that title....