Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

You are your own master. Could anyone else be your master? Once you have gained control over yourself, you have gained a master of rare value.

This is where I am telling the TRUE and UNEDITED tale of God as a Lad, before he had the disciples put the spin on it.

Yes, I've told some stories about the lad. But I think the most timely statement is here God Angrily Clarifies "Don't Kill" Rule

Not my story, not my words, but true.


Meanwhile, I'm keeping myself entertained by making an image gallery of some of the characters I've run across here on h2g2. You can look at it here MoGgle your mind in the Chinese New Year album if you're curious about how *I* picture y'all. And if you're audacious enough to want to be in there yourself, just let me know. It keeps me out of trouble and gives me a focus as I learn how to make my Photoshop sing.

If you're just passing through and were wondering "what is a MoG and why is it here?" well...

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A MoG would be ME! The one and only, truly omniscient mistress of opinionating and other earthly delights. And, if opinionating wasn't a word before, it is now. Check your Brittonian dictionary. In my current incarnation I'm a wench of 42 years, nibbling the fruits from the tree of life. The juice is dribbling down my chin. A little sticky, but tasty!

Mission statement: every day is destined to be yet another adventure in paradise. I have many diverse interests and seem to keep adding more as time goes on. This is my decade for learning to play a few musical instruments, so I started with the accordion and am looking into acquiring a marimba in the near future. Also am searching for squeaky toy rats of different sizes and pitches so I can play Three Blind Mice with them on the street corner, just in case the global economy takes a dump and consumers decide that CHANEL cosmetics are not as much of a must-have item as they appear to be at the moment. The idea!!!....but I'm just being proactive. Gotta do what you gotta do.

And I've recently taken up bellydancing. Ever seen a tree in a blender? Not pretty. But give me time... I'll get it down. I'm immortal, right?

Why am I here? Because HERE is yet another balmy oasis in the vast and often barren universe, and I had just enough frequent flier miles to make the journey. And the cocktails are free... smiley - bubbly


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