"OH NO, NOT AGAIN!"
Hello, and welcome to my h2g2 homepage
I can describe my life as the feeling that I'm forever being summonded into being several miles above a rocky and barren desert. And I'm forever falling down onto those sharp and jagged rocks, below.
I dont look around me and name things, and I dont hope the ground will be my friend, because I know full well by now that it will destroy me just as utterly no matter what I hope, or what I call it.
And on that cheery note, I will leave you for now.
Enjoy this site, and if you arent a member already, jump aboard.
Andy (The Eternal Pessimist)
PS. For those that don't know... This message is a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide - the whale and the bowl of petunias. I don't know if that spelling is right, I dont exactly have a green thumb. 
** NEWS AND STUFF **
Me and my girlfriend Nicky were on the BBC 1 early morning chat-show called KILROY, back in January, while h2g2 was down. It was an episode about "Love, Affairs and the Internet" and we were on there to talk about my girlfriends marriage breakup (due to her husband meeting a woman from Ireland online) and how she met me on ICQ and now doesnt thing the Internet is such a bad thing anymore. :)
Spoken for again. YEAH! I have a wonderful girlfriend called Nicky, red hair and green eyes and a lovely smile. Wish us luck, we might need as much of it as we can get! LOL!
I have been made Muse of Hot S*x'. Please visit the The Muse Home if you want to become a muse, and The Alphabet of Lurve To see my Muse Acheivements!
** CONTACT ME **
Email: [email protected]
Instant gratification: MESSAGE ME ON ICQ# 13359539
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| Party time! | Sep 17, 2001 |
| Happy Birthday TCK | Sep 9, 2001 |
| Party Invitation for the Caffeine Kid | Jun 25, 2001 |
| **rattles chains** | Dec 24, 2000 |
| You know where SEXY people go!?? | Dec 12, 2000 |
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| Bar is OPEN!!! | Oct 6, 2000 | Oct 30, 2018 |
| Ranting and railing at the universe | Jul 18, 2017 | Jul 6, 2018 |
| Rossi ^..^ | Oct 21, 2017 | Jan 6, 2018 |
| i have always worshipped you | No Posting | Apr 12, 2012 |
| Anyone Alive? | No Posting | Nov 6, 2011 |
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| Types of Queen in the UK | - | Mar 30, 2023 |
| 2020 - Pandemic Year | - | Jan 27, 2021 |
| Posthumous Fame: The Story of Hope the Blue W | - | Jan 20, 2021 |
The Caffeine Kid
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