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A Brown Austin Montego ... need I say more

My girlfreind is quite an unusual place, constantly changing, often unexpected and always exiting. As long as i'm making love there, the rest of the location doesn't matter.

I think my most unusual place was the library of my high school. we got caught and made an arrangment she would tell if we never went back. You have no idea how hard it is explaining to a teacher why you are not allowed in the library. but was definatly a great experience.

Seem to have found this thread somewhat late....

most unususal (and public) place for me, was standing up on Chelsea Bridge in the daytime with hundreds of cars driving past...

On stage in the school assembly hall (no audience). In my girlfriend's grandfather's bed (while he and the rest of the family were downstairs, including her father who had forbidden us to sleep in the same room during our visit )
I had a friend who claimed to have had no problems doing it in a Mini, and who also reckoned that he'd had a knee-trembler on a train with connecting carriages - he was one side, she was on the other, and he said that the motion of the train helped no end

Whoof!

Hmmm... it must be time for me and my honey to take a ride on a choo-choo train (or would that be two to twain?)

I guess the obvious question to ask in response to all of this is:

What is the most unusual place you have come across people making love? And what did you do? I've no idea what I'd do if I got on a train with two people at it.

It's times like those when that ol' trusty towel comes in handy. You can either cover your head so's not to have to watch or throw it over 'em so's not to have to see.

Taser. Not for them - for me. Just a zap to the side of the neck and I'm out for hours.

Well that actually happened to my friend Claus who was running along a danish beach early one morning, as you do, when he jumped over a sand-dune, as you do, and came across to people at it hammer and tongs. They were doing it doggy fashion.

Claus almost fell over but the guy just looked up, gave Claus the thumbs up but didn't break stroke for a second.

Claus feels permanently scarred by the trauma of it all.

Ben

Oh please, no. I spent years working with a woman who didn't spare us any of the details of her love life. Her holidays were almost a work of fiction - snakes, snorkellers, roller coaster (I didn't believe that one either!). This knowledge only served to put me off my lunch and be incapable of looking her husband in the eye! Keep the mystery I say.

I used to work with a similar type of bloke. It was all equally untrue.
One time during a drunken card game someone started off a "Hands up who's done this" type of game. He stopped the game when he challenged us to put our hands up to 'Whose had a thingy up their bottom' (not worded quite like that )
When noone replied he related a story where it was his own thingy that had done this deed.
Now believe that one if you like

My housemate had a party one night, and everyone was pretty much...compromised if you catch my drift.
I'd been somewhere else for the evening with my (then) boyfriend, and came home to find a room full of people wide eyed and giggling. Eventually people started leaving, and we had wandered upstairs to go to bed.
I start to wander in to the kitchen to get my bag. I turn the light on to see an unknown naked bloke leaning against the worktop clutching an unconcious naked girl around him in a very *ahem* compromising situation. At this point I'm standing there not believing what I'm seeing when naked bloke looks up at me and says in a very cheerful voice "Alright?" He then carries unconcious girl up and down the hall, before I bid a hasty retreat upstairs.....
Not that I mind people using my house for that purpose, but I never could look at the kitchen in the same way - I mean, I make my food on that worktop!!

What parents HAVEN't been caught in flagranti.

No, hey, wait a minute - it's the parents' right to carry on. It's the kid who should feel guilty.

Orcus - I have heard of this phenomenon, but the procedure sounds very uncomfortable. (I won't go into details - but a brief search on the Internet will tell you way more than you want to know!)

Hull

Rat? Hull was the most *unusual* place? Does this mean it is not *usual* to make love in Hull? Anyone from Hull want to tell us something? Maybe there's the largest group of born-again virgins ocupying part of the north-east of England and we haven't heard about it yet!

Well, if it's that easy - Accrington.

Hull aint so much an unusual place to make love, so much as an unusual place....



Did I mention it was in a church too?