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I did actualy see one or two in the group. But I was laughing too hard at the situation to say anything. I'm not sure which was funnier, the look on Zev's face, or that of the tourists as they confronted each other across a raging river. We still rofl at the thought now & then.
Rocket
Aaahhh..the memories

Ok it would have to be the ruins of a National Trust property (name withheld) we could actually hear some other tourists milling around but there weren't many as it was a cold and windy day, and we'd found a realtively isolated spot.

It was warm and wet at the Annan River. And we thought it was isolated, but those tourists are everywhere in Nth.Queensland!!
Rocket

In a skiff on the Thames, unfortunately the inevitable happened and it turned over. Got soaked to the skin.

Great memories though.

Behind a bush in the middle of Greenwich Park on a Saturday afternoon one summer.
Oddly, we got away with it

Actually I have to revise that. How could I forget?

In a Renault Espace, parked in a layby on one of the busiest roads in the area, at 3pm on a Friday - middle of the tourist season - with two lanes of cars streaming past just feet away (with someone else's husband)

Hmmm... on the floor of the lighting cupboard at school before a production of 'Godspell' - quite scary, since there were lots of pupils/teachers milling about downstairs.

in the ear.

Um, ick.

I feel like a complete heathen but the place for me was in Tijuana in a pew of a mexican catholic church. Straight ticket to hell that is.

Sounds romantic to me!

Two or three places that rank right up there... The bed of a pickup truck, the floor of a bathroom, and outside in a state park. The pickup truck was the most comfortable. Outside was the most romantic, but also the most painful tailbone experience I've ever had. A security guard found us (fortunately after we were done) and asked us to move along - quite nicely, I thought. It was hard to keep a straight face because it was obvious that he knew exactly what we'd been up to.

Well at least the phrase "Oh my God" seemed very appropriate.

The grand canyon was also a good spot, however a pack of boy scouts came upon us. Luckily the scout master must have spotted us because we heard him divert them to another area rather rapidly.

In the middle of a small city park in Dallas, Texas. No cover - well lit, in fact. Humped happily away in the grass with traffic rushing by 100 feet away.... alcohol is a wonderful thing.

There was also the Gulf of California... "is that a ?"... but you asked for the most unusual place, not the most scenic.

Dimples, I hope that the boy scouts were suitably apologetic or even offered to mop up their mess

ha!

Given the two situations (the church in tijuana or the grand canyon), I would rather be almost caught by boy scouts, then by a priest. I think that would be to much for my latent catholic soul to take. (Altho it was amazingly good sex, or was that just the tequila and youth talking?)

*unlurks*

I suspect it would rather be too much for the priest to take! (can you just imagine what it must be like to take ice-cold showers every morning and evening just to keep the Heat on a distance, and then all of a sudden you find this scene of devilish lust on your sacred grounds?)



*lurks back in the shadows to peep*

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Hmmm. Don't know too many priests do you?
Probably would have made his day

*peeps round behind curtain to remark to no one in particular:*

Oh! That was you, was it!!!

Ah well, as I'm passing;
Just off the path in a National Park type thingy beside Lake Superior. I got covered in mosquito bites and had the imprint of a log in my back for the rest of the day.

On the hood of my best friends 1970 Plymoth Fury III, in the middle of a huge corn field, in Grand Isles Vermont. It was a Hot July night,I was 19 and had to much wine - but one hell of a time.

Probally one of the first incidents of crop formations in north america.

Right outside my mother-in-laws bedroom window while she was sleeping. (wife's idea)We had been apart for awhile and she was not going to waste any time waiting for a better time or place.