h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

gave my boyfriend of the time a hand job at a radiohead gig, had sex in various graveyards around in edinburgh, in a public toliet in edinburgh, in several institutes of higher education around scotland and sometimes, just sometimes in a bed, but my favourite; quite unconventional is in the shower, you know face to face sex - we're both ickle people and it was slippery, but hey what rush (oh the carpet got soaked though

Graveyards, eh?

Probably the most salubrious places that Edinburgh has to offer!

an Englishwoman called Ben

I tried it in the shower once - with another little person.
Reached out and knocked down a glass shelf (I'd been telling them for years that wasn't safe )
Blood everywhere, and he said we couldn't go to A&E with identical injuries on opposite feet...
Couldn't find the first aid kit so I sellotaped my foot together and drove 350 miles home.
Next morning my supervisor noticed the blood seeping out of my shoe and sent me to the hospital.


Definitely an unusual experience

Not nice, Tefkat. Sympathy!
The delights of showers are alas unavailable to me (without much forward planning) due to a minor discrepancy in height, just enough to cause a nuisance.
Baths are interesting, though- bit splashy.

baths are alright, but the shower was fantastic.

Sex standing up, facing each other was always really hard for us - maybe we weren't doing it right, i'd welcome any tips. i think it was because we're both the same height - little. is it better to have a little lady and a tall man? (the 'walk her round the room' thing)?

That's quite tricky in my experience - great to try once but its not the best way of doing it.

Also - in the bath. Not really condusive to the structural integrity of your house. Sex in the bath is good as long as there isn't ab ny water in it

Also - in the bath. Not really condusive to the structural integrity of your house. Sex in the bath is good as long as there isn't any water in it

Yeah I know this is going to be a double post

why would you want to do it with no water in the bath? maybe i'm getting the wrong picture here, i like sex in the bath, with the water in; me on top of whoever!

Having tried it in the past I've found its a good way to completely flood your bathroom floor and wreck the ceiling below. Maybe our technique was wrong, I dunno.

Oh I don't know. Wreaking the ceiling of the room below seems pretty damn impressive to me!

***B

Depends whether its yours or not I suppose

Well, if it was my ceiling, I guess I'd be jealous.

If it was my floor, I'd be a bit embarrassed, and secretly rather smug.

***B

Our bathroom is ground-floor... if there's a secret chamber underneath, no one's complained yet.

i still don't understand why you'd do without the water (that's the fun bit), why would you want to lie in a bath with no water and have sex? or is it more of a case of hanging over the bath?

Yes, the water's nice... you get interesting tidal effects which can be quite spectacular.

And the moaning sound as the bubbles rise to the surface and burst letting the sound waves explode in the air - just don't keep her head under water too long.

peace
~jwf~ (refusing to enter into another argument about the painful and ruinous effects of hydraulic pressure upon inner woman workings - see backlog, think 'plunger' not douche)

hehe

That's really very funny

In a natural rock spa pool in far North Queensland. Is was miles from anywhere(supposedly). While playing the fool standing naked on a rock singing a risque goodbye to our would be lost children floating away, Beloved,looking like a floating yeti (he never shaves on holidays) says "Hey Darls look across the river". I looked into the grinning faces of a busload of tourists.

Twice as a member of the mile high club, but the pressurised atmosphere in planes always affects my ears. So popping your cork becomes a whole other ball game.

Water is OK you just have to practice, practice, practice.

With or without cameras?