h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right back at you...who the hell do you think you are to call us pompous when it's you that engages in pompous language and insults us because we fail to understand you..Who the hell says we HAVE to understand you?

I'm not feeding you anymore...

With your Elvis Presley and wasp-waist and swivel-hippy, show you had, and I must say it showed it first self in pictures with the rhythmic contrapole of the wobbling of the hipper, sideways with the head and tilty, gave him that expression both also with a little doggy-lublike in the eyebold which he conveyed to the smaller femailode of the specie, coupled with his music because he did trittly-how fine on the strims, helped him along the roamer [....] I heard it first of all on a record in the early mordy: I was doing the shavit-huff with my razor blade, which of course is a safety one, and suddenly, suddenly he did a little syncopole or a drop-it and how, or something he did and caused a jerkit over a pimplode and I've been suffering ever since!

Is it that the ping pong you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI

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YOu see, Apollonia, anyone can make a mistake, the good thing is that we can correct them, if we try.

ping-pong...and the mobbing pogo goes on..

you guys are so...right...so...right..so..right...reaffirm it again and again..it must be true!

do you,Mariella..or do you simply try to patronise me ?

Notice the parental unconscious plural majestetis..."WE"!

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Wow Cap'n Black, how on earth do you find the time to study life so well. What you say encourages me to look deeper into pizza and fimbles.

Some present dadaism is too conformist to be DADA!

I may be the last one, I'm not sure, but I would like to at the very least partake in the charge of the dark brigade and far far away from here.

It's rare that I do this but it's the only solution I can see.



No, seriously, I'm not coming back here.

Yep.

Feel welcomed to follow this initiative of the unsatisfied!

Opening up the window,helps to refresh the spirits and let out mosquitoes! old Sufi proverb.

To those wanting to truly contribute,instead of demanding me to propose a consumable service...welcome too!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhuangzi

enjoy the early pearls!

Socrates. Diogenes, theory, his life was a corrupt social values and not the daytime, claiming former pupil of Sinope was natural and to Athenes of civilization and in the luxuries of what he saw as a relentless carrying that virtue of Sinope was exiled in actions of Socrates. Diogenes, a beggar who made his native city and moved in a house, and moved to have lived institution. Believing to pursue theory, his life was a relentless campaign to have become a virtue of civilizations of Antisthens, made custard eyes.

I See!!

Zhuangzi allegedly lived during the reign of King Bubba Hotep in the span from 370 to 301 BC. Zhuangzi was from the Town of Smegg, in the State of Poobah. His name was was Zhou Zhou she boogy. He was also known as the Wang Official, Meng Wang, Meng Elder, Méng Lì, Méng Zhuāand Wang Chung respectively and he often waved his mighty Wang aloft as a sign. The validity of his existence has been questioned. Fred Ferknackerpan Kirkland writes, "According to modern understandings of Chinese take away tradition, the menu item known as the Chuang-tzu was the production of a 'Taoist' thinker of ancient China named Chuang Chou. In reality, it was nothing of the sort. The Chuang-tzu known to us today was the production of a thinker of the third century named Kuo Hsiang. Though Kuo was long called merely a 'commentator,' he was in reality much more: he was the actual creator of the 33 course Eat All You Like dinner in a basket Chuang-tzu. Regarding the identity of the original person named Chuang, there is no reliable historical data at all

Quieren decir numnber 10 in the charts que en esto importa "Emperor Wang" poco a nuestro hidalgo de la Chris Waddle verdad. En un leather straps lugar de los autores que tenía el custard rocín como tomaba la sminky pinky podadera. Frisbee de algo huge noches, duelos y quebrantos with chips los flippers cuarenta, y una sombrero nombre no eth eth eth eth eth eth eth quiero acordarme, no scorchio ha mucho tiempo que por conjeturas "Tequila" verosímiles se deja bartender que vivía un lemonade dayglo corredor. Una olla de olives añadidura los de su hacienda subsides. El resto Pesto Sauce importa poco a nuestro hidalgo con los cuarenta, eye eye eye! y una ama que se sambuca on fire la podadera above the knee. Maxi mia! Frisabee la poncedera. Butros Butros Ghali.

Cap'n Black,

Your random itiocies are a burbling outpouring 2legs himself would be proud of.

I congratulate you!

*Bows low* Well, Hellooooooooo

Thankyou Sir - high praise indeed to be named in the company of 2 Legs!

I could not allow one person to have a monopoly on gibberish - it just isnt british........dammit, we invented gibberish!!

*Slicks back hair, puts on Smoking jacket and best comedy fishnet stockings, takes a puff on his 12" long cigarette holder and works on further musings of idiocy to come*

Captain, as you have “dared” to do gibberish with my dear Cervantes in post 137,(btw, )

I´ll try to do the same with your Shakespeare.

To see or not to see, there, it´s the elephant,
Whether ´tis nobler to do gibberish here or to suffer
The slings and arrows of deep thought
Or to take arms against a sea of angry posts
And by opposing end them? To die, to
No more; and by having a beer to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh has not hair,-´tis a consummation
Of beer, devoutly to be wished. To die, to
To drink-perchance to dream. Ay, there´s is the pub.
For in that bar, we all know what drunker´s dream may come.