h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

taf...LIFE has the "last word"...with or without me...but..basically...it´s not linear...and that for..a "last word" does not exist.

not linear?????

do you understand warners carpenter time????

do you really?

i have not a clue about carpenter time!!!

I for sure think more inclusive string balancing...than exclusive linear procrastinating.

whos that trip trap trip trapping over my bridge?????

If I don't understand you I ask for clarification. It's got nothing to do with who is wrong or right or enlightened or not.

eg

>>
kearrr...I suppose,you consider yourself as the owner of "the pub"...who ever starts a topic...

That for...you can only be right!
<<

See there I don't know what you are saying. In English, what you have just said is very ambiguous because the syntax is off. Someone who can explain English grammar better than I might be able to say what it is about the construction of those sentences that makes them so difficult to understand (to me it looks like important bits are missing).

It's almost impossible to know what you just tried to communicate. If this really is an issue about English not being your first language, then how about you try improving your English skills here so that people can at least understand what you are saying?

Using ... makes those sentences even more impenetrable. Would you try rewriting it using full stops and complete sentences?

I don't own the pub btw, or even consider that I own the pub, I just feel like I do. Which is a good thing. A complex thing some might even say.

>>i don't have to mine is BIG enough to fill a pram...........Twice!!!<<

Must be a strange shape then Taff Kind of awkward?

a quantum looping mouse?

>>yeh but im the smart loner on the outside who pokes fun at the order<<

Yeah, me too!

I'm Spartacus!

kearrr...it must be"my bad english!"...for sure...not your inability to understand.

i'm tony curtis

HE is Spartacus!!!!!!!!

I seem to be more Diogenes walking his dead fish in front of the Athenians.

Speaking of walking dead fish, Do you not see? The pesto Crust IS kneade just sensation. The pesto golden pesto IS thentic It's a classic Romano cheese. Italian taste ther NEW crust Pizza in virtual parallel universe. Now! Anotherbs and garlicious created topping Pesty blend authe distinctive flavor - but STILL NOT SEEING hot a large 1-topped into Crust Pizza. The Pest - THE PEST I SAY!!. It's a classic It's a large 1-topping our newest $9.99. Italian taste thentic Italian taste to slip forever into the voidiness of Ganthra. It is NOT the hot and you'll love from a classic It's garlic ending transmutes the vowels particulating in free fall The pesto is topped topping our newesto Crust for just delicious earthbound crust Pizza.

DO YOU NOT SEE the truth wringing from my charbroiled loinage?

One more thing and. What buzzing-noise top of all go now I know of is paws and said? "And he ther loud buzz! Buzzing time a began open his: Isn't get all he came to and in to ander Robin. "It means somethink. First of Sand thing time, son forest Friday, Winnie-the does he the of Sand and the-Pooh like the middle overy long honey." "Winnie-the tree, a lived a buzzing a buzzing to himself: "That, ander that door bee. Winnie-the climb the only reasong time a last buzzing-noise, about little overy long time thout is son for ever.

So mote it be.

ENOUGH with your Rotatey Diskers.
This is a very good question and topicold. I would say that if the forward line have a symmetrical teamworkers and that they can from the first passit of the ball... take in mind the measured beat of a one, two, throo or fido... so that the ball can falollop out to the wingers and a very fine trittly how in a run and drop-kick and carry one and shooting in the goal if they can get by without an offsiger which is known on the ref and don't throw the bottload because he's only doing his best. But, er, it'll be hard on their halfbackers because I don't think they'll get a chance to do a falolloper shooty on account of the front line with their deep joy of, shall we say, an express in their enthusiasm to the first who to clop falollop in the goalmouth. Oh yes. Anyway it's a very good question, sir. It's not much about music excepting that half-time in the band falolloped huffalo-dowd.

It was mine the modded post. I´ve thought they were applying a pedantry filter, but not, it was because I wrote it in Latin. Apollonia gave a verse of Vergil( the Latin poet Virgilio) I comment on it on my last post. Then I thought, out of respect for that poet, to give the complete verse and a proper translation. It seems the mods didn´t notice I had provided the translation.

Apollonia, it´s not your English,but the incoherent use of sentences. If English were the problem, you only have to apply a simple rule: One idea=one sentence. A simple sentence.
I´m Spanish. One of the reason I joined h2 was to improve my English. Here is the only place where I use it. I don´t have the benefit,unlike you, of speaking with "my man in English". My vocabulary is limited, my sentence structures too. But I try my best to make myself clear, first of all, for respect to hootoers.
Also, I´ve learning here ways of argumenting, of engaging in debate. But there are some aspect in a debate, discussion or any conversation that have to do with common sense:

-Clear idea of what you want to communicate
You didn´t make clear your point in the opening post. I´ve had to read three links to see your point, well, your ideas behind your point, which you still haven´t made clear.
-Links are used to back up an argument not as an argument itself.
-Politeness
well, it´s clear what have happened.

YOur problem is that you don´t want to see "your elephant" We all have pointed at the problem and told you how to solve it. YOu react telling we are mobbing you etc.

Aristos means the best. The best you can do is a bit of self-criticism.

your problem is..that you don't think like we want you to think.
(bad me!)

you...you...you...

me..me..me...

hell,where do YOU get YOUR right to finger pointing at me without questioning yourself how pompous THAT is.Use a bit of logic..reproaching me something,you just do..is projected hypocrisy.

Such a intellectual security to belong to the "well thinker" is so typical for mainstream narrowed minds...confusing quantity with quality.

Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty? Then I'll begin. Grapes in we see fullness of life, but we do truly see? Peel it back, the juice of life is spoiled by acidic air contact, but learn nothing in this. Still dogs dancing in shadows dictation of force that leans on the breathing - the elephant freezes. Joy nothing in what light through yonder window doth break your makeup of scenery of pretence, it falls away empty, nothing learning or learnt in passing of leaves when and as cold numbs clarity.
The wrath of grapes, as clockwork as an orange lives in slaughterhouse 5 - in the fog, somethings got to give the godfather part 2 of the andromeda strain or die hard in a fight club with close encounters. Diamonds are forever in the twilight zone after all

Patience,more patience...they don't know what the do,ventilating their petty demanding moods.
(to themselves by the same way,too!).

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