The Doctor

The Doc/Captain does Poetry.....

But, Whoooaaa! ! what light through yonder broken window breaks?
It is the yeast, and I is the bun.
Arise, fair bun, and kill the envious loon,
Who is already tom dick and pale with beef,
That thou, her maid, art far more bare than she.
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
And I had always wondered where Vious was
Her vesta curry is but sick and green
And none but cheapskates do eat it; cast it off!
It is my lady, O, it is my bit on the side!
O, if only she stayed sober and knew that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing; what of that?
Her eye swivels; and I will answer it.
I am too bold! 'tis not to me she speaks but the bartender.
Two of the fairest globes in all the heaven,
Having some business, doth fill her blouse
To twinkle in their spheres till the boys calm down
What if my eyes were there, bulging from my head?
The brightness of her ample cheeks would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes rotate
Would through the hairy region stream so bright
That birds would karaoke and think it were all right.
See, how she sits her cheeks upon upon my head!!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might wobble those cheeks!

The Doc/Captains trusty colleagues:

Petra Stringfellows skimpily dressed crack armoured Lap Dancing division.
Two bitchy gay interior designer Cybermen (Currently asleep)
Two lager lout reprobate Daleks called Colin and Steve
Nurse Just Arrived who can only walk in circles due to one leg being shorter
UG, his trusty Neanderthal caveman Butler, Driver and Man Servant
Bimbo, a gratuitous lady of easy virtue, little brain, barely legal clothing with immense Boobs of Doom

The Doc/Captains current hobbies:

1: A thorough and scientific study of the joys of Farting in the Botty Burps thread

2: Building a fully functional 1-1 scale lifesize Lego replica of the Deathstar

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