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I will ask my mate Harry, who is a . He actually decided against joining Hells Angels 'cos he didn't agree with some of the stuff, but certainly knows about things.

zdt

yup pmt or pms is definately the few days leading up to a perid! I still get it even though i dont have periods cos of hormonal contraceptive injections if anything the bleeding relieves the hormonal stress!

definitely a relief! I'm always grateful for my period as the PMS disappears....

Unfortunately, I'm one of those unreformed males who won't go near a woman when she's "got the painters in". I got a horrible surprise when I was 15 and thought all the urban myths about women's ladybits having teeth were true.

Unfortunately, the present Mrs SWL feels at her most horniest whilst she's "flying the red flag". Is this common amongst you ladieees?

I'm pleased I'll never have to experience a lady 'going commie'.

Yup, extremely common

Hi Reddyfreddy

my name's not LeoAlpha?

He never said it was

(post 6896 hints at the mis-appellation).

Time of the month stuff: we women have tried for years to convince the medical profession and blokes in general about the seriousness of monthly issues, and it doesn't help when we mix up the nomenclature ourselves!

As usual, every woman is different, but those closest to me soon learn that:

- during ovulation I will be incredibly horny
- week beofre period I will be snappy and tearful, and the best poilcy is to feed me chocolate and keep schtum
- during period I will be mildly horny but be understanding of the messiness and find some workaround

I think that allows for about 1 week approximating to normality in every 4

Hi Lucky star

you are a very lucky woman when it come's periods as when i come on my periods, i on for 4 days then stop for 5 days then i'm on again that's twice in one month and the hormone tablets don't work

well as for the bloke perspetive, i tend to leave the missus to it, learned my lession years ago, and i still have the scar

You men do suffer from PMT i got told today by my Gyno at the IVF clinic

of course we do, but we just don't shout it out()

aparently when you men get narky or a strop on that's your time the month i didn't know this untill the gyno told us today
That means i can't boss him around now i always boss him around.

now heres a thought................if we get the najjers too, then do we syncronise with the wimm'in in the house hold, which would explain the najjeryness, during that time!

Well my willy owner seems to have a cycle of "one day great & horny too, next day silent & grumpy, next day weepy & peeved, next day he simply takes off into the distance" On balance, i think PMT is easier.

Lucky lucky little me is now a tampax free zone & it's wonderful. So all you have to do is wait till you get the Men 'O paws; then you simply have the joy of coping with male Midlife Crisis; he actually has uttered the classic phrase "Does my bum look big in this?" which had me in stitches & totally unable to explain in French.

zdt

I dunno if anyone has mentioned this but i read they made condoms with two sizes and said the smaller one was for better sensity or something but really it was so not as to offend asian men I dont know if thats common knowledge or true but i think its funny

Hiya; welcome to the willy thread!

Yes, we talked about this a while back. Personally, the only Asian guy i knew was indeed smaller than average; not that it was any sort of problem, quite the opposite in fact for me, i prefer them small (but perfectly formed!)

Someone found a link to the "official" size chart, but it's hidden way in the backlog. Anyone who bookmarked it please give the link again.

In general, the consensus of opinion was that most ladies prefer smaller to larger, but attached to a guy who knows & cares enough to please his lady in whichever way she finds most suitable.

What about you gay chaps? Does size stuff matter more? I have found that "certain" activities are damn near impossible with larger persons, but it's maybe different with ladies & i suppose with practice it may get easier.

zdt

Yep think I've mentioned the size thing beforebut I'm just an average european guy and If any of you guys are coming into asia ,carry your own size stuff cause you'll knacker yourself trying to use asian condoms they hurt