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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6861

zendevil


Yoda likes it when i kiss her toes; not actually sucked them: hang on, let's do an experiment here....

She is purring but appears puzzled. It has resulted in washing session.

*No claws were involved in this animal experiment;a no claws clause pause.

zdt


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Post 6862

Serephina

Toe sucking? ewwwwwww unless you have a foot fetish or are 6 months old smiley - winkeye personally I have squidgy belly fetish smiley - drool


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Post 6863

tsarina

squidgy belly??? smiley - headhurts........please elaborate


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Post 6864

Serephina

When a chap has a wee bit of a pot belly, just enough to squidge smiley - biggrin


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Post 6865

badger party tony party green party

Otherwise known as "love cushion".


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Post 6866

Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry!

I *love* my hubby's belly - he has just enough to squidge, and he's got quite a hairy belly and chest, so the overall effect is smiley - droolsmiley - evilgrin. (love cushion.... smiley - rofl)

Toe sucking is smiley - yuk. An ex of mine tried it on me, but I have horrendously tickly feet... suffice to say not only did I not enjoy it, I also accidentally kicked him in the head for his troubles smiley - laugh.


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Post 6867

Serephina

smiley - rofl

I've also accidentally kicked a guy in the head but he wasn't anywhere near my toes at the time smiley - blush

I've never been a fan of hairy chests n bellies but my current squidge is just right n very

smiley - drool


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Post 6868

A Super Furry Animal

Having smelled my own feet - and this after several days of washing and general nakedness - they have a distinctive odour all of their own which is impossible to shift. Which I wouldn't wish on anyone unless they not only have a foot fetish, but also a cheese fetish. Now, I like cheese, but not in a sexual way*...so I tend to steer clear of this.

But this leads me on to a subject which I'm sure we must have touched on before, but can always be revisited...food and sex? what foods do you use before/during/after sex, and (dare I ask) how? I've done some things with fruit and cream, anyone else?

RFsmiley - evilgrin

* Although a ripe Stilton is close! smiley - biggrinsmiley - drool


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Post 6869

swl

I like a coffee afterwards smiley - whistle


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Post 6870

Serephina

whipped cream, chocolate ..err 'thinks'


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Post 6871

*Princess*of*Hearts*

I got some smiley - whistle this morning and it was smiley - blush fabsmiley - ok


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Post 6872

ol don one



bananas are good for you And it


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Post 6873

*Princess*of*Hearts*

oh so your saying all men have banana's oldonone?smiley - biggrin


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Post 6874

Serephina

We were disciussing using food in sex smiley - ok


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Post 6875

*Princess*of*Hearts*

My first ex husband use to use mars bars and eat them afterwards
smiley - yuk even while i was on pms he did itsmiley - rofl


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Post 6876

swl

smiley - ill


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Post 6877

A Super Furry Animal

Strawberries, mouth-to-mouth.

Anyone tried egg yolks tampopo-style?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 6878

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - ill


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Post 6879

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

still happy smiley - smiley and my missus is happy toosmiley - smiley


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Post 6880

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Well we are both happysmiley - smiley and smiley - sadface today had some bad news can't talk about it on here smiley - ok


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