h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Johnny Depp.

Sorry, wrong thread.

And they score!!!

And they try!!!

And they try to score!!!

And they all take their kit off after & get in a communal shower then get drunk & sing filthily graphic songs!!!

zdt

Oh Roymondo! you & me are lurking the same threads it seems

Gawd; yes, Johnny Depp has a lot to answer for; wouldn't mind getting into a scrum with him eh?

zdt

Hang on, I'm still thinking about that communal shower...

>feeling a little faint<

communal shower? guys with odd shaped balls? athletic blokes.... hang on why do I never get invtited to those* kind of partys right... it is I think time for me to go make food

Food! We haven't discussed food for a while.

Chocolate sauce: is it saucy or not?

Whipped cream: Only for the whipped?

can't think of anymroe not witty puns. Fill in the rest yourselves.

what the best way of drinking champers

Does a mango make your, er, man go?

RF,evilgrin>

I just had sausage for dinner Spicey sausage I've just gotten an Email : my lodger has returned from his latened expedition to purchase cigars, and the Email suggests rumour that choc may also have been purchased hang on... I need some advice here... is it considered sad or geeky or something that my lodger just actually Emailed me from downstairs at the other PC on our home network? I mean, he passed by the stair case on his way to the front room and could have like called up or somein wat was the topic?

no no no why would you want to do that.. perfectly normal to contact you via email. much less boring and crass than yelling up the stairs..



can we have a preview of tomorrow subject please??

A Topic... for tomorrow... which is today where I am I think Hmm.... I could t think of a few topics for discussion.... but most are probably too rude

Too rude? This is the willy thread! We have a duty to uphold perviness.

tomorrows topic shall be:

What is the most intimate thing you have ever done with a partner?

zdt

I allways felt sorrry for the fruit oops

hmmm. the most intimate thing we've ever done.......

probably that gastric bug i had one time on holiday, lying on the nice cool tiles in the bathroom while deciding which end of me to put on the loo, while he administered TLC and iced water and cold flannels, without flinching..

oh, yeah, this is the willy thread, you meant of a sexual nature.... i just thought that was worth a mention cos i dont know if i could do it! i'd be shouting from the other side of the bathroom door 'you ok darling? do i need to bring the hose?'

Yes; "sicky" times especially involving nether regions do tend to sort out the "real" lovers from the others don't they?

I remember one time i had cystitis (ouch!) & my nice BF (who happened to be a ) sat me in the bath & poured warm water all over the ouchy bits & virtually force fed me "it's a diuretic & being while suffering is no bad thing, eventually you may pass out, but i won't let you drown, don't worry!"

zdt

Yep, someone has to really love you to want to sit with you while you throw up and generally feel ill.

My husband has willingly held my hair out of the way while I throw up, rubbed my stomach when I get period pain, and all that. He once drove around all the shops in our local town trying to find me a hot water bottle for period pain, as I didn't have one.

Not exactly intimate, but it expressed his love for me better than a thousand words could.

And then there are all the times when he was recovering from working 60-70 hour weeks, where I raced over to his house to make sure he was fed and watered, and had food in his fridge, as he was so exhausted he could barely look after himself.

The most intimate bedroom stuff, to be honest, is purely between me and him . Might sound prudish, and its certainly not that we've done anything we shouldn't, but somehow I want to keep bits of it just for me and him to enjoy. If that makes any sense!

ok. lets get this straight
you had a man (in a doctor's outfit) sit you (naked i'm guessing) in a bath while he poured warm water over you and plied you with beer???? and you're telling me he had no ulterior motive.. could you not see the web cam in the corner and hear the 'chi-ching' noise of people in the pay-per-view booths outside???

(makes notes quickly for get rich quick schemes)

incidentally, someone has told me that you can get about 4 quid for photos of your feet on ebay from foot fetishists...


i've had a think now about how intimate i've been with a man...

and i think it's debatable what
1. i feel comfy puting in here, specially now that half o youse have seen me photo in the rogues gallery and some of you know me personally..and
2. what bits i think of as more intimate than others...


tho mind u.. now that i think of it..

depends what you mean by intimate really I guess

Squeezing each others spots? I know, you're all going "yeuch!" now, aren't you!

Terri, what decision did you reach about the bikers? (You inspired me to start a Guide Entry about riding pillion, by the way )

Oooh spot squeezing, yes, yummy (so long as they only ahve the odd one, not a face full of them)

The bikers:

Hunky biker seems to be basically a horny rat who has boasted to his mates that he's had more than 2000 women. I don't feel i wish to take him into the 21st century.

Psychologist biker turns out to be lying through his teeth & is in fact some kind of engineer. Since i don't fancy him anyway & in fact find him creepy, him be out the window too.

Sensible "Dan the Man" support truck driver & me spent several very jolly hours on MSN/webcam last night & i am being taken out for lunch tomorrow.

zdt