h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes i saw the penis documentary...and now i'm just glad that him outdoors is normal...i mean hardly any of these well endowed guys could maintain a relationship...and as for the biggest biggie mr 13" oh yuk what a horrible sordid character he was...really unlikable...no wonder hes still single...see hi m doing his walk in his tight pants with willy wrapped alongside is leg.... that man truly is a legend in his own underpants.

and the horror story about a man splitting a girlfreind open during sex.....no no no no...they can keep their super size willys in their gold spandex pants thankyou very much...

its very true though that we have this fascination with big members both willys and boobs... a sad reflection on todays society...where normal just isn't good enough any more.. pretty soon we'll lose all our individual identification as we all must morph into these stylised FREAKS.

and earlier on...before the willy docu.. there was another docu on extraordinary breast feeding.. where mothers were continuing to feed past the usual norms...you know..want bitty... i don't have a problem with toddlers breastfeeding.. but that 8 yr old girl was a wee bit disturbing for me....seeing as my daughter is only just turned 9 and a lot smaller than that girl....and as for the mum of twins.. they were still feeding on demand at 2yrs+.. her bazoongas were flopped out so much she should have gone tribal and left them dangling free....

she had to haul them out 20 times a day!!!! god that worse than him outdoors

wales for the grandslam......i'm a doubting thomas!!!!
but good luck our boyos

I'd just like to point out that there is a sub-group of the male of the species who prefer ladies' ladybumps to be on the smaller, rather than the larger, size. I have no idea whether they are in a majority or a minority though. Perhaps we could commission some research?

RF

I read the reviews of those programmes, ho ho ho, don't get to see them here in France; maybe just as well.

They don't seem hung up about willy size here, though are no different (according to my limited research) to the rest of Europe. they save their massive hang ups for emotional stuff!

The thing; hmm, best answer i ever had when i posed the question was "I love them all, big ones, little ones, droopy ones, firm ones, ones with big nips, small nips, any colour, don't care, are & = woman & me love woman, come here!"

*sigh*

zdt

There *is* a level of droopiness at which I will draw the line!

RF

Ah, ironing board syndrome, yes. Visions of yer missus starving to death at a ripe old age & all that, not very sexy.

zdt

But generally speaking, I will admire the shape and contours of any lady who happens to pass into my field of vision...does that make me a disgusting old perv, or a red-blooded male?

RF

ps England for the Grand Slam!

Probably both, i wouldn't worry too much, one may evolve into the other "aprés un certain age"

Invest in a decent Mac; whether the computer type or good old gaberdine, both will provide hours of endless fun if the need arises.

zdt

This Peni thread has gone a little limp so to speak of late so hows about living it up a little, what do the girls think of "female" jewlerly???

I assume you don't mean innocent bracelets 'n bangles type stuff, but body piercing things.

Personally it totally puts me off on other ladies & would never contemplate it myself, quite apart from anything else i am phobic about needles & a mile!

zdt

Well, I'm no lady, but on behalf of malekind, can I ask you ladies to stop putting bits of metal through any and every extremity? It just makes you look silly.

RF

If I was the god-bothering type I'd probably draw your attention to this entirely made-up passage in that bible thing:

God created Man, and it was good.
Good, but not great...
So God went back to his cosmic shed and perfected the design, giving rise to Woman. More bumps, curves and bits that jiggle when you tickle them.
Only THEN did He rest, putting aside concerns about the preoccupation with shoes and greetings cards that His new creation displayed.
At no point did He think, "A few bits of random metal skewering their faces and these things'll be perfect!"

Here endeth the blasphemy!

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You still plonking away on the strings LL? You never replied to my post "Bassic Instincts"!

zdt

I exist on a random basis. Apologies for not replying...

Yes, I still represent an unacceptable source of noise pollution. I also try to encourage others to follow the Path of the Unvirtuoso. My friend's daughter got a bass for Winterlude so I gave her my old Bass Chorus stomp-box, hopefully exacerbating her Gothic tendencies!

Nice one!!!



zdt

Sorry to change the topic, but how do i conceal a love bite?

Help!

A scarf is the time-honoured tradition!

RF

I got two scarves for xmas... was this a hint?

Depends where the bite is really, if on the neck, yup, scaf, if on nether regions, just say no to whoever you are trying to conceal it from.

The difficuly comes if it's on the nose; then only chance is a veil "i converted last night"

Hey, me did venture forth last night & in a splendid piece of socialisation worthy of 2legs, Aye Bee, Roymondo or RF, did leave bar with 4 blokes. Ditched one en route, brought the others back to my lair.

Not that i abused them or anything; me be a good girl, as you all know.

Er, they are bikers & the hunky one owns a bikers hotel, very swish.

http://www.route66hotels.com/default.htm



I seem to have been adopted as the official mascot; if you were invited to accompany a chapter of Harleys around Europe, all expenses paid & no hidden agenda, what would you say?



zdt

I have a problem: i'm a bloke. Scarves not typical, conversion useless.

Oh and bikers: great. join in!