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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6061

tsarina

or has anyone got a Prince Albert or similar smiley - winkeye

Come on boys........don't be shy smiley - biggrin (as if) smiley - rofl


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6062

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

oh my ex had a PA.
it was very interesting indeed.

*titter*.. very. um asthetically pleasing *snigger*

smiley - pirate


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6063

tsarina

So I've heard but have never had that particular pleasure........as yet smiley - winkeyesmiley - rofl........there's still time yet before I'm over the hill tho smiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6064

Beatrice

Oooh, you've just reminded me of a one-night stand from waaaaaay back - he had a gorgeous PA... but no condoms. So all I could do was admire smiley - winkeye


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6065

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

nigh impossible to get the PA owners to wear em!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6066

zendevil


smiley - yikesEEEEEEEK!!! Maybe it's an age thing, or maybe i am just squeamish, or maybe 'cos i just generally go "awww; ain't he cute!" over willies; but i find the idea of Prince Alberts & the like horrendous, even tattooos make me cringe.

What is the Prince Albert actually supposed to do, as far as extra pleasure stuff goes, is it for the bloke's benefit or his partner?

It seems to me you would have to be very careful or you might end up with a nasty tear, & yes, i could see why condoms wouldn't be very practical.

zdt


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Post 6067

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Never could quite understand the fasination with PA smiley - yikessmiley - ermsmiley - blush looks Like I'm off Friday for the weekend smiley - blushsmiley - droolsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - blushsmiley - wow and just as I've gotten my new wireless network finally up and going at home and set up the old PC in this room... the spare room... the 'office'.... smiley - erm Do you think the amount of work i'm likely to get done in my 'office' is going to be diminished by my having set the internet homepage to my userspace on here? smiley - evilgrinsmiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6068

zendevil


Nah, 2legs, you are so good at resisting temptation; it surely won't be a problem....

smiley - whistle

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6069

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

well it saves you that bit of time goin to your old homepage and then transferring in here, cos lets face it you're goin in here anyway!!! might as well make it a direct line smiley - biggrin

did anyone watch the 'biggest penis in the world' on channel 4 last night?

it was mildly interesting. And they did warn there would be scenes of a graphic nature and nudity (no sh!t sherlock!!)
however despite the fact that it was on at 11 10 and the title and the warning were quite clear, they still felt it necessary to blurb out all the good peni shots, so in effect it looked like a pre-watershed show!!

so as your intrepid reporter, i really didn't see that much, except the odd photograph, one was a 'tasteful' shot of the guy with the biggest one (13.5 inches, ouch!!) wound round his hand!. bit stoopid lookin.

They all came across as being men who made a good living out of the fact that they are enormous, but found it nigh impossible to have a lasting relationship, so all you 'average' guys out there thank your lucky stars, they're more trouble than they're worth.and quite frankly i think i'll keep my current willie owner...

smiley - pirate


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Post 6070

JinjerTom

The not too faint-hearted of you may wish to take a look at http://www.circlist.com/ where they have before, during and after examples of circumcision procedures.

Also, for those disappointed by the C4 sensorship, some examples that made me feel quite inferior (until I read the previous few posts - thanks).

JTsmiley - cat


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Post 6071

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

well as for PA's go, (having had one for a few years) its quite pleasureable for both partys, but the prob with having one is you have to sit to pee, and in the end because you can write your name in the snow anymore, you feel like a girl!

smiley - ermsmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6072

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

oops i took it out about 2 years ago, sorry i should have made it a bitr clearer smiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6073

NICEGUY4

mmmmmm....shy!!!!....nope pa,s are horrible if a mere 8.5 like mine can do the job why have a pa..?????


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6074

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

it can only do the job if you know the job description

smiley - pirate


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Post 6075

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Well.... do we have a job description? smiley - whistlesmiley - blush off on the train in about an hour smiley - blushsmiley - loveblush Hope I've enough energy, shouldn't have went to the pub last night... shouldn't have gone to bed at 3.30 AM... shouldn't have woke up at 9 smiley - dohsmiley - sleepysmiley - erm how on earth do I change the function of the 'scroll lock/insert' key on this keyboard smiley - erm its got duel functions but I want it to be an insert key not a scroll lock and its currently set to scroll lock.... though the shift with it or control key might change it but neither do smiley - ermsmiley - sorry ooops tropic drift... damn computers smiley - blush


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Post 6076

tsarina

That programme about large peni was on here last night (we're always a couple of days behind english C4 here in Wales smiley - sadface)

Have to agree that having an outsize member is probably more of a curse than a blessing! There can't be many women around who could comfortably accommodate 13.5" smiley - yikes......makes my eyes water just thinking about it!!!

All you 'average' men should thank your lucky stars that you are 'average' and just enjoy smiley - winkeyesmiley - biggrin

We all come in different shapes and sizes......that's what makes the world an interesting and diverse place aint it?

(Wales for the Grand Slam again this year) smiley - dragon


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Post 6077

NICEGUY4

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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6078

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

NICEGUY4, 'Ello, I'm going to yikes that post to stop the flood of spam. The email address in a less spam-friendly form: CLOSEDDOWN3 (at) activemail (dot) co (dot) uk.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 6079

zendevil

NICEGUy has been dotting tha email all over hootoo for a while now; please be aware NICEGUy that this isn't the done thing around here, on the grounds of it may get you loads of spam, plus encourage vulnerable youngsters to do likewise.

Ta Roymondo for pointing it out. We're not being nasty, just sensible.

zdt


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Post 6080

A Super Furry Animal

My penis has just(-ish) been rubbed by the bottom of the young Australian woman in front of me at the Ben Lee gig I've just got home from.

I smiley - love going to gigs!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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