h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Time for that old joke...

Why do dogs lick their balls?





Because they can

ALPHA! I'm a good girl, I am..

Like the other Tallulah B once said, 'I'm as pure as the driven slush'

what are we doin?? attacking you about something??

Well, that was relativly pain free...

Any one want to pick up the original thread ?

Ok, what do women do wrong?

Don't say what they really want.

Oh, and take your time when you're using your hands. I've never had a decent hand-job from, erm, anyone else.

And if you're going to give oral, don't look and act like you hate it, cos we WILL notice, believe it or not.

Some guys get turned on if you act like you hate it.

Well, if it's ok to grab your head...

The thing I find most difficult is women aren't comfortable with sex.

Some women I've been seemed to feel that enjoying sex was bad, aren't comfortable talking about it or feeling sexual(not my current squeeze!. There's nothing more of a turn off than being made to feel that your some sort of pervert for wanting to have sex.

It's cool if she's got a lower sex drive than me. If she only really e enjoys having sex once a week, then I'd rather have sex that she enjoys once a week, than sex she just does for me ever day.

but have you bothered to show a girl what you like pedro 7?were not mind readers..you want a 'decent' handjob,give her a demonstration of how you do it yourself or use your hand over hers

surely by simply commenting in this void, you have to say more than the **** jokes. If Bill Hicks was still of this earth, then I'm sure he would have said a little giggle to himself !

Good Morning, Ladies and Germs.
There seem to be one or two new voices today. let's see if we can explore the same themes in the same grown up way as yesterday ? It was going really well, I thought.

'wonders who the new voices are'

Morning all

Just on Serephina's point, you can learn a lot about how someone likes to be "touched" just by watching how they "touch" themselves. It's all about knowing the person your with surely.

As for what men really want, well again different strokes but slow kissing all over the body can be a real turn on, I guess there is more than one male eroginous zone, well there is for me at least, just took me years to discover the fact.

Hello !
Learning by watching is always a good way to pick up the idea.

mornin all.

'touch' is very important. there are times when ive had fingers stroke me in places i didnt know would react. not just the erogenous or sexual parts of my body, but simple places, like my arms.

one thing i cant stand though, is when a man tries to get his whole hand inside me and pumps away as if its going to give me the biggest orgasm out...
it hurts like hell and its got no chance of pleasing me. yet they seem to be so surprised when i have to drop hints that its not nice.

there are many male erogenous zones if you bother to look

as for masturbating in front of your partner girls should too..though i gather some are too embarrassed to

Serenity raises a good point; too many guys act as though they are building something. You're handling crystal, men, not beer bottles

as for trying to get a whole hand in hurting hes not doing it right..can be extremely nice with a bit of patience n a good helping of ky jelly