h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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point is though, most men, in the main, appear to expect more than they are prepared to provide, and some take umbrage when it isn't forthcoming, as though it was a divine right. This is an ancient point of view which should never have been allowed to live, aand has no place in the modern age. Nail brushes and clippers won't go amiss either.

Don't think the male G spot has been mentioned as yet, and I've read the entire thread honest.

Stimulating the prostate gland can have quite an effect there is no doubt.

lads, lads..
jimminy cricket, 'recently emptied rectum'......???

puleeeez
i aint had me morning stimulant yet..(caffine) and already i'm in the stationery cupboard...suckin me thumb and afraid to come out.

i was told by a friend recently that men often think they are expected to do the anal thing, or at least suggest it, because they've seen it on porn films and are afraid that it's expected of them????

great idea Alpha, on the strap on...i did suggest that once, whilst perusing the items available in ann summers shop with a friend.. the look of pure fright on his face was priceless..

what's the view this morning on tantric sex?? anyone ever gone down that road?? i haven't, but i'm interested to see if it's all it's cracked up to be. i imagine it's one way to get to know someone really well..but should probably be introduced down the line a bit when you're over the 'ripping-yer-clothes-off-doin-it-on-the-stairs-the-minute-you-get-in-the-door-if-you-make-it-that-far' stage

Yeah, I'd be interested in the tantric sex thing too.

I've no idea about it really apart from one doesn't orgasm but stays in a heightened plane or something.

Anyone have a link or any insights?

Sorry, can't help with that - though I've known a guy or two who have said they know somebody else who does practise Tantric sex.. the concept is definitely appealing, but, I agree, probably not for first nights....

"one doesn't orgasm but stays in a heightened plane or something"

Good lord, my ex was practising tantric sex for years then!

I'll get me coat.....

Don't know how to post a link on the site but there is a basic rticle on tantric sex at this site, intresting reading would love to hear from someone with more knowledge as well

http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/sex/hots/articles/0,,172_626650,00.html

Remember the Item yesterday, about mouthwash ? LISTERINE have just launched a Citrus flavour, as an alternative to mint.

Citrus?? Sounds potentially acidic, rather than tingly - tho I'm sure it can't be acidic, that would be a rather rubbish mouthwash!

Any one care to dip a toe in the water ?

Ok, changing the convo slightly here. What are the mens views on sex toys??
When I told my fella I was getting a vibe/dildo from an Ann Summers party, he seemed shocked & told me he didn't want me to get one. His words were "what do we need one of them for?" like I was replacing his position in the bedroom.
It was a different story once it had been delivered. He wants to get it out more than I do!!!
So I just wondered if men are intimidated by vibes/dildos or are you happy to incorporate any thing within reason into your bedroom activities. I mean where would you draw the line??



Lynsey

Soz ALPHA.

Posted kinda the same time there.

Mine has to be a tie between my Aunties garden shed & the local Rugby Union ground!!!



Lynsey

I'll happy incorporate anything that both (or more if that's your thing) parties are comfortable with into the situation.

Have no problem at all with vibes etc in fact I feel we males lose out on that score, the choices open to the females of the species are much better, I mean most of the woman I know have something it seems (rabbits very popular) but how many men have an equivelent product from Anne Summers or others, I dont.

In an orchestra pit.

Oh, and in a phone box in Paris but I got arrested before too much had happened

Just to clarify on the I dont comment, that aint a criticism but just dont seem to be anything available that does the trick. Oh crap that sounds worse, Im diggin a hole here, wheres the cancel button, ah yes right beside the post......

Note to self, Must check the tiltle before posting, sorry peeps should have been under the sex toys heading

Never felt threatened. they usually end up benefitting every body if the spirit is right. Most men feel threatened for 2 reasons, usually.
Firstly, it's the old "why do you need that if you have me " syndrome
and secondly, the intimidation factor; some of these things are HUGE and others, like rabbits, have all kinds of additional bits, like a swiss-army dildo. Nobody dislikes because of a bad experience though- guys hate them without trying them. go figure...

This guy and his wife like them.

Ok....steming from a post stating that there isn't much out there in the sex toy world for the boys, i've pulled out a naughty catalogue i own & i'm just gonna flick through & see what i can find................


The clit kisser. A rubber ring that is placed around the penis. The clasping effect of the ring engorges the erection & delays ejaculation to prolong the pleasure for both whilst the probing nodules stimulate the clitorus.

Partner Pleasure. Insert the penis inside, switch on the vibration unit so that the inner pleasure nodules beautifully stimulate your glans.

Heads up kit. For when your lady is away!!! Pop in your penis, turn on the vibration & waheeeyy! It says it guarantees that you'll explode in less that 2 minutes! OOOeerr!

Various vagina shaped latex devices that vibrate. They even come in the shaved/unshaved/white/coloured variety!!

The oral sex job. Says it gives you the blow-job of your dreams!? Hmmmmm....not sure if that is true from a bit of jelly/rubber & some moving beads inside a cylinder.


So you see fella's you do have options & toys for yourselves.
I personally would have no problem with my fella having any sex toy for himself.