h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeowch, serenity.... don't you sometimes get the feeling that someone's seen/read something like this, and assumed that it's a sure-fire winner?

listen to the body... and listen to the words....

(i appear to have quoted a 'lee and herring' catchphrase there, how disturbing is that?)

seraphina.

i find it very embarrassing to masturbate in front of a man. yet they seem to love it.

i suppose we all have our different attitudes to all parts of the sexual act.

yeah they do..but its too your benefit too in them learning just what you like.in all honestly though if someones too embarrassed to share that with someone they probably shouldnt be with them

My girlfriend seems quite keen on anal sex
She's Tried with other partners
Keeps on dropping hints - can't say I'm that keen though
She has no problem telling me exactly what she wants

its not the embarrassment of actually masturbating in front of someone as much as the embarrassment of my size.
its still amazes me that as a larger woman, that men are interested in me. it could also be my low self esteem.

yet i appear to be doing something right

did you know theres supposedly less bacteria in a recently emptied rectum than the aveage mouth?

Serephina

I do now!

Don't know about the bacteria count of an average rectum - but a clean mouth will have about 10 million bacteria.

Owen

What exactly makes you not keen?

you aint getting noone nowhere near my bum..

thats one thing i refuse to try

im a big girl too n know what you mean..but they really dont care what youve got as long as youre willing to share it!

'books ged an eyetest just to be sure'

Can't really say, just does not appeal\interest me
Know this is pretty unusual as most men I have spoke too wouldn't need asking twice.

Good morning Tallulah....

... You were amazing last night x

Most men would jump at Anal Sex because it carries no risk or cost to themselves; Let's see how keen they are when asked to return the favour with a strap on...

...yes I was, Alpha - but who told you?

(I dunno, I'll get me a rep around here..)

Don't know about returning the favour with a strap on Alpha, but the sound of my GP thwacking on a latex glove and asking me to bend over the couch is enough to send shivers down me spine.

Aouldnt mind as its for me own good but the least the bugger could do is take his signet ring off FFS !

Tart !

Apple or Rhubarb?

Yep must say I wouldn't like it done to me
Although she says she likes it if done properly with the necessary preparation

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Indeed Alpha.

Are we going to go on to the male g-spot then or has this already been discussed.

I would like to know more about it, not having experimented much in this area.