h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

where on gods good earth are you finding fellas with 10" willys??

now come on lads are you sure there isn't any exaggeration going on here? i mean the average is 6" and i've never personally met any much over the average ..maybe a 6"1/2 pushing 7"...

its just not fair simply not cricket at all!!!

wonders what a HUGE willy might feel like....... with my luck like pushing a new born baby back up ooohhh

extra thought... possibly you are all measuring form your anus' to the peni tip???? that would explain 10 or 11"

Some people like big appendages.

Can't say I do paticularly. I had a one-week stand guy once who was huge, and who was the biggest dick I'd ever known. And I mean that in all its senses.

Sex was just painful. And oral impossible!

No, a sensitve attentive appreciative partner is the only thing that matters.

And yes, in the region of 6 inches is about the normal, and much more fun.

*JCB arrives to start hole-digging*

these men do go on about penis size don't they.. i of course never mention it myself

but at least you can say you've tried a biggy for size of course its what they do with it that matters

Boys of around 15 to 16 seem obsessed with their *ahem* members. Every other word is 'penis'. And they all compare size, like 'Oh, yeah, 16 inches'.

Men get better as they get older, right?

well speaking as a bloke well over his teens..... nope not really.... we just get better at "it" thats all......

*sidles up to bertie and bats eyelashes*...


whats that they say about men with big hands??


ooooo nice shoes....

Ok I give up dont no who ta believe this thread or the beeb news on the other hand just had beans on toast for lunch

About measurement method :

I am 5".
Measured standing, from the tip to the floor.

N there was me getting ready ta bragnow Im not gonna tell anything

Does hawaii count as part of the american continent?

moonraker... i dont know how anyone can eat lunch at that time of the morning.. exactly the reason i never could work nights.. (tho perhaps you are not working nights and that is even more bizare..

dont go jumping to conclusions about that measurement up there.. connie dont tell us from the tip of what to the floor the measurement is ..

i've had a thought about the 'two hands' measurement........ so it's true what they say about horses then!

Now whos jumping to conclusions.One thing you got right I dont work nights

so you're just a bit wierd then!.. cool.. or pregnant..
my friend used to get up in the night and make a big pot of mashed potato, butter and cream and bring the pot and a large spoon back to bed with her.. turn on the telly and watch oprah repeats and eat the lot!...

i just like to sleep at night... am i missing out?

Not pregnant big mistake that was

Back to yesterday's topic - differrent nationalities.

OK based on my own personal research, I can categorically state that:

Belgians are sweet, and comfortable with their feminine side.
Swedes are very romantic and make love with their eyes open.
Luxembourgers are very polite and will call you when they say they will.
Frenchmen are cheating ers.
Dutchmen will do it anywhere and are also cheating ers.
Azerbaijanis don't understand the word "no".
Australians are quite careful.
Englishmen are quite formal and inhibited.
And Irishmen are irresistable. (Well. some of them )

Oh, yes - when we went out for a drink at the weekend, I can safely tell you that a significant proportion of drunken Englishmen, as well as the Kosovans and Albanians who seem to be seeking asylum there, do not understand the terms "No", " off, I'm married", and "Let me introduce you to my husband". .

How do you mean, Australians are careful? *has mental image which can't really be written down else it would be yikes'd*

Well do wriggle a lot

Sorry folks but I dont have a him out there .But i do have an experianced lady waiting for me upstairs n thats what she said just before hitting the stairs,so see you tomorrrow