h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah but 2 legs. you have beautiful testicles.... you cant have it all..

awwww how come aye gets to see your nads...THATS not fair..c'mon 2 legs fair play for all

Long and Thin
(Scots Children's Song to tune "Pop Goes the Weasel"

Long and thin goes too far in
And doesn't please the ladies.
Short and thick will do the trick
And bring out proper babies.
Our Mary did it once.
Once was once too many.
Wasn't she a silly dunce?
Did it for a penny.

no no no
let the record show that i have not seen aforementioned veg
nor meat


he told us..... he's been told by 4 people this year that he has beautiful ones.... read back fl.. bout a page back, big huge long epistle by 2 legs about his weekend.. i cant understand what has happened to him. the hole has completely dissappeared.. brazen he is.. just brazen

oh ok then...thought i was missing out again.... well i never know what goes on at these meets...debauchery and fornication like a pirate gathering don't forget the biggest balls comp.

Oh dear.... right, now stricly speaking your the fifth person or is it sixth now, to make a nice comment on my testicles Oh dear... is there any hopw left for me? ... oh... to the 'well endowered' thing above... well, I'd not had time to take a tape measure to his appendage but I'd say ten inch or more easily and a fair good girth to boot more than a mouthfull I guess you could say OH dear.... is there any help for me?

Polite cough, my two fists, one on top of the other measure eight inches. That would leave two inches sticking out of the top

*mesures hands yeh... my wonderous estimation in a unit, inchs that I don't know too well say over 8inchs then that'd be more like it I guess

I've got hands like JCB buckets

just hands.... putting my hands together like you said, made me think.... and ten inch plus woul d be a tadge too eye watering I recon and of course.... as I've had my hands on it, that gives a good idea now I think of it to size but as we've established it ain't just the size that counts its what the owner of the peni does with it

*has mental image of WA's hands being big, yellow and covered in mud*

One of my male friends actually got a tape measure out to measure his *ahem* full stature... he said it's best to use a fabric one as metal ones are very sharp and cold .

The largest penis I've ... had 'expeiance' of was probably over ten inch, nearer 11, and was well, to put it subtilly, a little bit too far towards the pain side of pleasure but I think it were the girth of it more than anything that well... kinda stretched perhaps a bit more than one would like the orafice it were entering oh heck wheres the hole when you need it? no no no not* that* type* of hole.... the hole to dive in Hmmmmm actually, it wern't that* painful... kinda good for as the advert says 'reaching the parts other beers cannot reach'.... or should that be 'reaching the parts other peni can't reach' Oh

Now let me get this correct are we just comparing the men or are we allowed to compare the women too

so what do you think tomorrows subject should be?

Tomorrows subject? what about todays subject?

Id just love love a meat pie any sort plus chips n mushie peas pliiilleaase
ie

Oooo dinner... nearly dinner time... I have three sausages to use up and eat for dinner... not sure what I should do with then; could do a casserole thinggy; part cook sauces in cast irion pan, remove em, let em cool a bit, put sliced potatos in cast i iron pan, cover em with sliced mushrooms and garlic and onion, then the sausages sliced up on top of that, then a tin of tomatos and a bit of stock and then a layer of sliced spuds on top or I could just make some home made chips and have teh sausages fried, though that is what I had last night food... must think food

so looks like we, sorry ,you are just comparing 2 legs sausages fair enough .Ill back offNow I know theirse an unsubscribe button just cant dcind iu6

Oh b*gger, I missed the juicy stuff. 11"!

mmmm juicey