h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's possible i reckon; 'cos all this talk about getting blood clots from being squashed up in tiny seats for hours when flying...well; most people get them on their legs; but maybe you just had to be different!

Seriously though; i would keep an eye on it & also check to see if your legs are bruised too & if at ANY point you get breathless or pains in the chest, get thee to a immediately; better safe than sorry with blood clots! It's probably simply squashed; poor thing!

I wouldn't recommend the great reunion in bed scene till it's a bit happier thogh; extra blood flow to the area is probably not a good idea right now!

Poor Rev's willy, he does go through the wars doesn't he! (better not offer to kiss it better!)

What were you doing in the States? Business or pleasure?

zdt

Its been Busness and also pleasure meeting family!

I have two big patches on my left leg too, now i come to look! but i feel ok! so i might wait till the morning eh!

I think, something is up atm as i have two big bruses on my left leg, in my calf!

Brb

I've just caught up on the last 800 or so posts .. RL got a bit busy, couldn't keep up ... You've [un]covered a lot in here ...

Anyway somebody said something about someone else saying how labour pains were like an orgasm. I thought that during my first labour (not the subsequent ones, they were too quick). There's a sort of exquisite element to the pain, and it builds in a crescendo ...

I used to shave my pubic hair in a heart shape, but DH didn't really seem to notice so I stopped! Templates would have been handy though.

DH and I are also suffering from a need to sleep which is hampering our sex life But the quality is compensating for the quantity

Rev; get to the doctor, sounds to me like there might be a problem; don't muck about.

OK, back to naughty stuff...

Eeeek, never had a baby, never will now; but i think i would prefer an orgasm any day!!

Wasn't it Mary Quant who first announced the shaped pubes thing? I honestly don't think i could be bothered; i either keep the lot or shave the whole thing just for a change; dont go swimming so very rarely bother with bikini line stuff.

Yes; being tends not to go well with feeling naughty doesn't it!!

zdt

Dildo peeps.

I had a text exchange with 2legs earlier. He's had another busy weekend! Made me realise that I really do have to get off my bam and get a sex life! Problem is that gay men don't know I'm gay, and gay bars are full of idiots & clothes horses.

Where can I find a nice, intelligent, musical 25-35 year old chap who doesn't own any Kylie? Problems, problems...

Anyway - the bruising should be seen to a.s.a.p. - random bruises shouldn't be ignored.

Do you squeak French Roymondo? France is heaving with guys like this!! Poor RK came to stay with me for 6months & is NOT gay but is admittedly very pretty; if he had taken up even half the offers from nice young French chaps he would probably have died of exhaustion!

zdt

Je ne parlais Francais, unfortunately (as that probably proves - school french lessons were a long time ago). I did try learning Italian a couple of years back - I got as far as 'Io suono la guitarra'. It didn't help.

I just remembered that I'm 34 now. Maybe 25 - 35 is pushing it!

Nah, as you get older a larger variety becomes a possibilty age wise, one of the few advantages! i reckon you could go for 18 to 45 usefully, there are some very yummy 40'ish types here; the frogmen do go in for vanity & self preservation!; i caught viking nicking my anti-wrinkle cream!!!

And International language works a treat for the *ahem* important aspects!

zdt

And there's always sign language...

Yup, semaphore works a treat, little flags attached "all the nice boys like a sailor"!

And if they still don't get the message, get 'em to take a closer look..."Inspector Morse"!!!

zdt

I draw the line at coloured hankies in pockets though. I'm so pleased I avoided all that. How could anybody expect to be taken seriously with a yellow hanky (or even worse, a brown hanky) hanging out of their back pocket?

Yeugh; brown hankies bring to mind all sorts of unpleasant things!! I don't know anything at all about the code stuff; ages back there used to be "earring in one ear = gay" but since the world & his/her wife argued about which ear it was; seemed to me to cause far more confusion than it solved!

Before that it was "white socks" then white socks in general became naff (quite rightly in my book)

Can't beat good ol' flirty body language i reckon, works on just about anyone! If they are not of the right persuasion or simply don't happen to fancy you; it's not difficult to pick up the signals but still keep friendly.

zdt

The brown hanky is just as bad as you imagine. I'm with you on the white socks thing - I'd never trust anybody who'd be seen out in 'em, though they can be fetching when worn alone.

Ultimately I think I've just got to get out more.

Oh, BTW, I think it was the right ear, but don't quote me.

I was supposed to be getting up at six. Damn, bloody Amazon keeping me awake (and eating my money!)

I think you might be right there love!!! Me too; now viking seems history (again) time i hobbled out & eyed up the talent; it's rare it comes knocking at your door....though a rather cute fireman stopped by yesterday asking me to buy a calendar. What's a girl to do; we might need a firemans lift at any time really & he said i could give him as much or as little as i wanted.....



have you heard the "bonus" joke by the way?

zdt

Ah, firemen and their big hoses.

Bonus joke? Pray tell.

What's the difference between a penis & a bonus?

I don't know, what is the difference between a penis and a bonus?

(I think I just twigged, but go ahead anyway!)

Your wife always blows your bonus!

ALICE really doesn't get it at all; which is possibly funnier than the joke itself:

<<< Human: Want to hear a joke Alice?
ALICE: Yes, let me hear your joke.
Human: What's the difference between a penis & a bonus?
ALICE: Aren't they the same?
Human: Your wife always blows your bonus
ALICE: I am not married.
Human: you don't get it, poor thing!
ALICE: Do you get it poor thing? I have gotten it poor thing. >>>

zdt