h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...'unless it involves violence'.... theres a lot to be said for being handcuffed up and having ones legs bound to the bed and having someone get a bit evil with a cane or whip strange how violence in that sense of the bondage/S/M can be sexaully exciting and a real turn on... or is that just me... oh... i see... its just me good news got a Email from my and a text and it looks like I'm heading off for a weekend of peni adventures afterall I'll report back, of course

Nah, 2 legs; you know exactly what i mean; a nice healthy dose of consensual "but we have to pretend it isn't" is a bit different to serious sicko stuff!

Hiya Connie; i just wonder: if we can have "fag hags" can we also have "hag fags"?; do the two go hand in hand as it were??? Ah; maybe not, that would get them gossiping even more....

Hmm; this young man is possibly simply trying to sort it all out in his own head i reckon, but at least he seems lucky enough to have lots of good mates around him! loved your reply to "Are you lesbian?" "Not when i last looked!"

zdt

Bassman

hi all...its funny you saying that you like your men feminine looking T&Y.. although she is gay [or bi] if she does go for men she likes em rough big and brawny....which are my tastes too...

don't know if i'll ever understand her...she says shes mostly lesbian but does like a bit of willy now and again......[speechless]

i know shes had a hard time over the years.. the religious view certainly didn't help...but i think i've been a most understanding mum on her coming out and beyond....her dad doesn't seem to have a problem either [i was always sure he had gay anxieties]

times have changed and society in general is a lot more accepting... remember the naked civil servant?? so for gay people its a much more accepting world to open up to...not saying its perfect yet..but so much better than years ago....

one thing i don't like is how accepting we've become about teenage pregnancy..[guilty of it myself m'lud] damn shame all these young girls popping out babbies when they should be having careers, work mates, travel etc etc. sigh...with age comes wisdom...and aches and pains.

I suppose maybe when she is in "mm; what do i feel like tonight....i know, a nice willy!" mode; if it's attached to brawny macho type male; it's probably even more exciting 'cos it's so completely different!

My lesbian/bi best mate way back was the same; she was a tiny little thing & her lady friends usually were also (not me! But she didn't fancy me; we were just good friends) but when she did get the occasional willy lust she horrified us by turning up with some hige Rambo type character! Poor guy inevitably got grilled "Oy you!!! Be careful with our little Janey or we will rip yer nuts off!"

zdt

Did Janey ever mix and match?





Bassman

hag fags..... hmmmmm
i dont think it works as well as fag hags....

i think there's difference

straight woman - gay man scenario.... great friendship, no hidden agenda.. she has no great thoughts about sneaking up and 'accidentaly' finding him and his partner in bed together and fantasising about what they are doing......it's just not something we dream about


straight man gay woman........ on the other hand........ well.. need i go on..

there's always that doubt in your mind that your so called best friend is harbouring secret desires about finding you and your partner in a very compromising position indeed!!.....

not happened to me.. it's happened to my friend tho!!. she finds it irritating and annoying generally, to have males as friends because sooner or later the 'need a cameraman?' subject comes up..

not speaking for y'all guys, as you well know.. but you know who you are.

..

I am of the opinion....

If two girls are gay - then they just aren't interested in me, I can cope with that.

An ex of mine, that I ended up taking to a gig, a little time after we'd split up, casually mentioned on the drive to the gig, that she'd half-sort-of-planned taking another woman to bed as a treat for me to watch.... Now that was a different kettle of .... Just how horny was I feeling ALL NIGHT?



Bassman

aha.. we found one..

Te he!! There's always one isn't there!!!

Now; i may be going to have an interesting Christmas. Bloody Viking has gone AWOL yet again, presumably having it off with his Ex around the corner; or possibly simply sulking. Whatever; i am damn well fed up of the games.

Now; almost by coincidence, my dear lovely female friend Cat is visiting me for Christmas. Plus a guy i last saw 30 yrs back; who i have been writing to while he was in nick for the last year or so (herbals dear; nothing horrible) is also planning a visit.

What's that silly song?"There were three in the bed & the little one said...roll over"

Well, i can dream can't i?

zdt

Oops, sorry, didn't reply to a post! Janey "sort of" mixed & matched; her (straight) boyfriend lived with her, but being a musician (yup, you know the type; long hair 'n all that!) was away on tour a lot, so the GF more or less moved in then. All was totally above board, all good mates. BF didn't fancy GF, she didn't fancy him; doubt very much that he would have bothered sneaky looking stuff; he was a very low key laid back bloke; for all i know, he & Janey were pretty much "just good friends" who happened to share a bed at times.

(This was back in the "swinging 70's" of course when open type relationships were pretty common)

zdt

i have a lovely piture of your christmas in my head T&Y..
lovely female friend, catching up on old gossip and drinking copious amounts of wine by roaring fire.. cool ex con mate crying into his drink and telling stories about his prison bitch experience,... viking sulking and glaring from the corner over a newspaper and pretending to be unperturbed by you lot screaming laughing every 5 minutes without him being included in the joke..

are you doing the trad dinner or what.. i'm looking for alternatives, but i'll probably end up doing the normal waaaay too much food and drink and then collapsing in front of a too hot fire to watch not funny repeated movies...... ahhhhh blisss..

Aah, yes, Christmas Dinner with my vegetarian-hating grandmother. Going to be fun. Anyone mind if I join them for Christmas instead?

yeah, if you like, come on over

i'm actually lookin for xmas dinner guests...you would be more than welcome at my humble abode. at the moment i have grandad, 2 small boys, a german shephard and possibly 2 mates from across the water.. but it's not enough..
and i do some mean vegetarian dishes... personally i could live on stuffing and pepper sauce (or pudding (my sister's one with mega brandy butter) and custard)but i suspect i would regret it if i did..

i'll prepare a room in the west wing for you shall i?
bring as many as you like

Me be vegetarian too! As is Excon; he had mega probs in German nick!" get that Bratwurst away from me!"
All welcome here too; hey, where are people in reality? I am in Angouleme, South West france; i am on the h2g2 map, i will try & find the link next post.

Brown Eyed Girl, Aye Be any of "you lot", including& if you can smuggle 'em in (do NOT take Excons advice on smuggling please!) most welcome!

Hmm; i shall start thinking of menus; my Xmas dinners are legendary!!!

zdt

I have got the biggest bruse on my old man, and i don't know how i got it????? its really weired

Map is here:

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Your old man??? I assume that means your willy not your dad! Does it hurt? How long have you had it; is it related to the "let's stretch" business?

zdt

ok

yes!

not much!

I noticed it about 10 minutes ago, did'ent have it this morning

and No!

Do you think it could be related to flying home from the states????