h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have come to the desicion from teh willies I've examined that the width/girth of the peni conerned is more important than its length; even a average or small penus that is wider/girth more than average makes the hole thing look bigger

Is that as in 'whole thing' or does the hole get bigger?

< as in Whole thing.....

Yup; i am interested 'cos the biggest "Stiffywills" i ever had was one of the very smallest Limpos & wondered if this was a common thing?

zdt

I haven't seen many stiff cox myself (well, in real life let's say), but apparently most guys are showers or growers, ie pretty much the same size when erect but vary wildly when flaccid.
Personally, I'm a grower.

So, all those pretty Greek statues might be worthwhile investigating then!!

zdt*ooh, look what's under this teeny weeny figleaf!"

'Does the hole get bigger'. Is it my mind or is that a remarkably graphic image?

I suppose if the whole's too big the hole will...

Aaarrgghhh! Stop it Roymondo. It's not even seven o'clock yet and look at you! Smutty, smutty boy. And as for all this third person schenanigans. Well, really. Somebody needs to teach you a lesson...


'Don't blame it on the moonshine,
don't blame it on the Red Stripe,
Don't blame it on the ,
Blame it on the '


Yep, I am *still* drinking . Ridiculous isn't it?

Grower BTW.

Me be drinking too & very pi**ed off with "my"??? willy owner, do pop round Roymundo & we can discuss this further & do some practical experiments.

zdt

How many willies have you got kicking about? Can we invite 2legs? He seems to be quite well practiced at the moment.

Grower acording to my missus, wellits cold outside this evening

Grower here too Teh general thing is that which starts off smallest has the bigger increase* in size, ooo hot whilly action? wheres this goign on?

evening all.. and i have a question that only the men can answer so please get your posts in as this is an important issue.. causing a stand off with me and middle daughter...

ok..ahem here it is.. i have always believed that when a man ejaculates that is his orgasm... however, my middle daughter says different, she says a man can ejaculate but not necessarily have the pleasure of an orgasm....

anyway some years ago i was having some bad blood between me and the dreaded ex..[filthy nasty swine that he is] and he was telling oldest daughter some personal things which she relayed to me.. so i hit back at him by telling her, that i never had an orgasm with him [which was the gods honest truth] so when she told him this the idiot turned round and said he'd never had one with me either....so what were all the goofy faces about anyway?

so much laughter and pointing out that we'd had 2 kids together so i reckon he had had many a premature ejaculate orgasm.. i didn't nickname him polaroid for nothing you know [comes in 60 seconds]

my present hubby [still in the dog house] says an ejaculation is an orgasm....so dear penis thread men out there can you please give your opinions on this....

also would like to say that not fair to use children in a bickering match between divorced couple... but he baited me beyond endurance, and was a dead beat dad in general...

waits with baited breath for the rush of replies

My ten pennorth, been married three times has to count for something other than just "bad judge of character"...

A bloke seems to sometimes be able to come without very much appearing to actually happen; i think they sometimes just spurt & sigh, you only know it's happened when they cough afterwards; Women are different; we probably have to wait 28 years to get one, but when it happens, never mind the earth moving; the last spate of hurricanes, tsunamis & earthquakes were probably triggered by one frustrated housewife in a small suburban town who finally got her end away.

zdt

well on the whole, i would be inclined to say 90% of the time yes the climaxing effect is the how you decribed, ejulation = orgasm but i have noticed as i have got older, i can control the process a little better, so i have more time in the "pleasure time" bit! also i was in a relationship (not a very nice one, she was a she devil) where i could fake an orgasm! strange init and if you think blokes can fake and its only woman, think again!

Nope, they DO and WILL fake & think we are daft enough to be fooled ; te he, it only takes & little discreet swipe of a tissue to prove the truth though doesn't it?

zdt*sorry, feeling evil tonight*

next topic; is it possible for females to have "true" wet dreams?

Hmmmmmmmmmm hard one that Terri........I never remember my dreams so have no idea if they were 'wet' or not ......I suppose it is possible tho!

Do you mean having an orgasm while asleep? Yep. Not often, but they were nice dreams!

i dont tend to remember my dreams either, but i have often found myself in a foul/terrific/depressed mood for no apparant reason.. you know, you 'got out the wrong side of the bed' syndrome

only to have it hit me later on that i dreamt that i was dying or someone else was dying or i won the lotto or something, and it affected me subconsciously all day..

i have never experienced the male fake orgasm.... at least i've not noticed..

oh..

and the housewife in suburbia.......... that was me..

Flakey.. i am totally with you on your grumpy willy owner.. i had one of those.. you often hear the (mainly male) saying.. 'i hate fighting, but it's nearly worth it because making up is f'kin amazing'...... i have to say from my own point of view i am not the kind to stay stroppy, but if i have a row or a misunderstanding or a huge bout of some kind of female stress ~vs~ male intolerance.... i'm not usually one to jump straight into bed with a big woooo hoooooo the minute the first one of us cracks a smile and gives in..... takes me longer than that... still, next summer seems like a long time to live in that house flakey!!