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This is all good so far*phones film director*

zdt

once up into the bedroom... we undressed each other Ooo that feels hard..... oooo and hence into bed...... this is a family site you know, I cna't be that* explicit

Not too many details please or I'm gonna get jealous......been a long time since I've owned a 'willy owner'

Awwww well... we did various things with each ohters... willies...

I know......you knitted each other willy warmers?

And then had a nice cup of no doubt!

Well, it all sounds very good fun & i am jealous as hell!!!

Te he, tsarina, my particular willy owner got booted out with a flea in his ear 'cos i am peeved at him having previously strayed back to the ex. Just phoned him; he is home alone in a very cold apartment & watching TV film. I said "ah, jolly good, are you enjoying it?" he replied "Not really, it's Fatal Attraction & it reminds me of you, i will probably be unable to sleep...plus i have run out of & cigs."

; gets self another & lights up a ciggie!

zdt

I'll bet you're not going to lose any sleep tho are you?

Is you're particular willy owner a frenchman who speaks English or do you speak French? I lived in French speaking West Africa for a year so speak passably good french altho perhaps not quite as good as it used to be! Have to say that if I'd booted my man out with a flea in his ear, I wouldn't be ringing him up......he'd have to be calling me

Just had a but can't have or cigs being in work and all......have to wait til I get a break and then have to go outside to smoke ......wouldn't mind but it's brass monkeys over here tonight

Stop smoking and you won't have that problem!

You'll just have to find some other excuse to take a break from the 'puter for 5 minutes every hour.

Health'n'Safety at work rules require you to do so!

RF

Hmmmmmmmmm in a 12 hour shift we get 3 x 15mins breaks and 1 x 30mins lunch break......there's no way we get 5mins away from the pc every hour!!! The shortest stint I have is 1.5hours, other than that it's over 2 hours without a break!

Stop smoking.........easier said than done and as I've just embarked on a diet and exercise regime I'm not sure I could give up smoking at the same time! It is on the agenda for later tho

I agree, only possible to try giving up one vice at a time!!!

My willy owner is definitely French, but spent the first 17yrs in Africa & is Danish on his mothers side, so he is an African Viking Frog, endangered species they are.

Half the problem is as a beautiful blond haired green eyed giraffe lashed little boy surrounded by servants & adoring mummy, he discovered he had natural advantages, which he has exploted happily ever since.

We squeak in Franglais, mostly frog (grammatically apalling on my side) but with many English swear words, it comes naturally to him now to say "me*de pu*ain s*it bo**ocks!" in one mellifluous string.

Tell me more about the Africa stuff; i was in Malawi, love Africa, would go back tomorrow if i could.

zdt

oh
Patrick, recent addition to our office is from Malawi and i'm adding it to my list of places to go..he makes it sound wonderful.

Terri, your African Viking Frog sounds like a handful.. i wish you luck in your efforts to tame him!! he must be worth the effort/aggrivation or you wouldn't be giving him another chance.

2 legs, you have probably topped the table in the naughty weekend stakes..good for u. glad you had such a good time.. so when is next sojourn?

my weekend was good, busy, and the weather was spectacular in Dublin. we live on a picturesque peninsula, which is dreary when the weather is pants, but that bright winter sunshine really shows it off... went with another hootoo'er to a footie game yesterday by the beach and would have to say there were few other better places to be, the views of the sea, dublin bay, islands, and grounds of what was once a stately home,(not to mention 44 bare legs) and the crisp bright winter air..coats and hats and gloves and kids picking cones for painting ..

anyway.. back to reality, 15 jumpers, broken heating, and a pile of work that nobody bothered to do in my absence....

happy monday folks...

Malawi is indeed wonderful!

What a coincidence, Viking's RL name is Patrick!!! And yes, i need all the i can get taming him, but he does have his good points otherwise, as you say, i simply wouldn't bother, "beaucoup d'autre poissons dan la mer" & all that!

I am sitting here freezing my @ss off also, waiting for the bloody electrician to turn up, he's only two hours late now

zdt

... knitted each other willy warmers no.... well.... unless thats some kind of euphamism < lettuce see... well I arrived there about 5ish, and we were up in bed before 6 I think... we came down at about 8 and went to the pub... then we came back from the pub about 11.30 and went back upstiars then we came downstiars again at about 3 AM and had a bottle of red wine before retirint to sleep for a few hours... Sunday morning woke rediculsuly early at about 10.30, had a bit of brecky, and went back upstiars again and then went to the pub at about 2 PM and had a bite to eat and some beer... before I had to go get the train at about quater to five when I am next there? this weekend coming

Sounds wonderful darling. Hope the coming weekend is as good.

''weekend coming''

a froidian slurr if ever there was one Mmmmmm coming.... next weekend.... coming next weekdn..... weekend coming.... Oh dear... my mind has gone off on one again

So if I've got this straight, (in 'Fuzzy' terms) you waved your brolly at him, and then the two of you shot hippo?

Sorry, some of my friends and I came up with all that stuff one English lesson and have used it ever since. Anyone else got any intersting Euphamisms (sp?)?

By the way, you probably all heard about the nastiness, so this is my account from now on.

I'll add the 'new you' to my friends list if thats OK so peni people waht is the topic this evening?

I thought it was Euphamisms...? And yes, please do add the new me to your friends list.

will do euphamisms.... I don't often use em... honest could do with a ... i feel so tired Tonight for some reason... and not for the 'nice' reason