h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*cracks whip and looks around hopefully for a B. perv (hons)*

*arrives ready to be punished I had to test a lot of differnet beers last night...... Old Bob, V.Nice.... Ruddles orchard, V.nice... Fullers London pride, V.Nice.... Fullers trafalga, V.V.nice.... some kind of 'porter' V.V.v..v.nice Titanic, V.V.nice.... Tiger bitter, V.Nice. Black dog Bitter, V.nice..... Entire Stout, V.V.nice... Brewers gold, Nice.... Guinness, V.Nice.... Old Speckled Hen, V.V.nice, and I lost the names of the other beers after that

2 legs darling.. i am proud of you and your dedication to the cause...

not sure which cause it is... possibly just be-cause..

i hope you dont feel the after affects too badly today..

me i'm proud owner of some more letters to me name.... thanks RF. ibe delighted to put em on all future correspondence..




now.. T&Y.. thanks for your assistance here in the corner.. i've achieved me aim.. do i still have to bend over? i find it's doing my old back problem a lot of good, but if you would rather go get a cup of tea i'll understand..the ferret glove is very.. erm... soothing.. so if you dont mind?.............

B.Perv (hons)

...mind if I lend you 'a hand' whilst your bent over like that the cause? the cause and my life long 'purpose' or 'my calling in life' perhaps you could say, is simple... Sex and Drugs and sausge rolls! or just total debauchery and a short life

sausage rolls...

i dont like sausage rolls
can i have sex and drugs and kung po chicken??

Sure, of course you can.... in fact I've got some on me.... now you have to guess where abouts on me? yea for debauchery

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll....

Do all of those on a daily basis....

Well not the sex - as I spend a lot of time away from home.

I do drugs EVERY day and am Rock and Roll personified.

Should I start a campaign for a and smileys, so I can do the obligatory.... ooh, and and as well.



Bassman

Does it matter that they're prescription drugs?





Bassman

It's not the size of the pen that counts, it's the handwritting. But you should always keep a dildo handy incase the pen fails. Theres wackos out there!

Dildo dick heads/peni heads/peni people so.... waht is on topic tonight?

Banjos!

Banjos.... and the various uses other than necessarily musical to which they can be put

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh, i had a glorious two night stand with an amazing Irish banjo player. Classic (for me!) situation, the Celtic band playing at local Irish pub; me goes up at half time, says "D'you want me to go round & sell the Cd's for you?" "Yeah, why not love, but we only ever sell 3 max"

So i got shot of 100 & invited the band back for the weekend, as one does....

Said banjo player had done the classic trick of falling over totallyonstage whilst playing utterly manic solo, boof! into the drumkit; did he miss a note? Did he hell!!!

And we are still good mates!

2legs, i am amazed you are still alive!!!

And here comes another weekend Hope it's nice & warm where you lot are, it's bloody freezing here, my willy owner has announced "I am off to sleep in your fridge"; this is the polite term for my bedroom; we are sleeping fully clothed & kidnapping the to use as living hot water bottle, the chances of anything naughty happening are remote to say the least; snuggles, yes, as for anything involving removing layers, forget it.

zdt

Its pretty cold here... but as I'll be keeping warm/being kept warm by my lover at the weekend I don't mind supprised I'm still alive? I've a fair few more years of sex and drugs and rock and roll and sausage rolls left before I find a new hobby

From what ive read so far this morning young lady your wearing an assortment of t shirts n sweaters and a pair of socks ? now did you forget anything else on purpose?

dildo peni peeeps

i found that kung po last night 2 legs... i'd never ever have looked there!!
you are a rum un

hope you are coiffed and scrubbed and smelling delicious for your lovely weekend.. do you have to travel far?

i am getting a cold methinks, tho i am fighting a valiant battle
against it with berocca,hot brandy and port and soup

sniff

Well the train leaves the station here at 14.12, and gets in at 16.25 I'll have to leave my house about quater to 2 to ensure I get to the station on time through the traffic and have a chance to queue up and get a ticket but once I'm there its only a ten minute cab ride from the station to his house we have a guest over at my house at the moment arrived last night, and tonight we are having a steak cheese and red wine evening followed by a trip to the pub... I really must try and not get wasted honest Oooo only a bit over 24 hours to go and i'll be....

Dildo all!

It's freezing here, got to agree with Terri, it's far too cold to be taking layers off . My husband doesn't feel the cold, so we still had the summer duvet on last night... was awake most of the night cos I was cold, even cuddling up to him didn't keep me warm .

He's off on a Scout night hike tonight as he's a Scout leader (the fool!!!!) so I'm going to take the opportunity to put our big thick winter duvet on the bed and take up all the bed so that when he gets in at 2am he's got nowhere to sleep .

Hey 2legs, steak and cheese and red wine sounds lovely - are you sure you're gonna try not to get wasted tonight . We had steak with red wine and garlic on Sunday, was v nice so hope you have a nice evening. Oooh, and hope you have a fab weekend with him - not long to go now!

woohooo
roy keane has finally got sense and left manu!!..

oh sorry.. wrong thread.. but what the hell..

What? I didn't know he worked in manufacturing

Oh... you mean Man Utd...



I've worked in engineering too long...

Right, I'm off for the weekend folks, you have yourselves lots of fun... I'd say behave yourselves, but that wouldn't be any fun