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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 18, 2005
well.... only marginly wasted 
I'm hungry 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 18, 2005
Is it the cold weather we have in Britian ATM but my willie has turned purple with the cold! and i've asked my missus to warm it up but the microwave has got me nervious!
ps thank god for the woolie jumper she knitted for my willie!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Nov 18, 2005
You guys all go and have a great weekend.... while I'm stuck here at w**k 
Bassman 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 18, 2005
oh $od work, get out in the real world and have funn!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Nov 18, 2005
hello all.. its pointy nipple cold here too....but that is good.. its nov after all....and for once i wasn't too hot in w**k, although everyone else was shivering pathetically and cuddling up to our photo machine [blows hot air] i must be like rains hubby.... don't feel the cold...
can you get allergic reactions to kebabs?? we had one tonight from a new shop, and now i have a red itchy rash on my chest and neck
won't be frequenting that establishment again...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Nov 19, 2005
This is a fine example of Sods Law. Viking (the proud posessor of a willy) hates the internet. Only twice has he ever looked over my shoulder at what i am doing.
The first time i was opening an attachment from a hootoo friend who shall remain nameless, happened to have Viking's 13 yr old daughter by my side. It was 
an animated cartoon willy.
Then last night in the midst of a row (
) i came on here; uh huh "WHAT is this convo involving PENISES? I may be French but i understand that word, you English are all sex mad, you are all perverts!"
Ho hum.
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Nov 19, 2005
I like pointy-nipple weather!
Or is it just pointy-nipples?? 
Bassman
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 19, 2005
And the french (note the little f used) yeah we are 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 19, 2005
oooooo pointy nipples 
I didn't plan to drink that much last night.... or stay up so late.... but we went on a bit of a wine tasting session, and the three of us went through four bottles of various red wine, including a couple from Spain and a couple of French red wines 
all very nice then we started on the mix case of beers 
and then it was 4 AM so I went to bed woke up a bit before 10 
even though I'd set my alarm for gone 11 must get ready... must get ready... need to pack things in bag... thus far I've two shirts two pairs of pants, two pairs of socks a towel 
(which is protecting a bottle of I'm taking with me) need to pack toothbrush hairbrush soap and stuff condoms... musten't forget condoms..... KY ... phone, headphones.... stuff.... must go to newsagents get cigarettes and bottle of water..... bakery food lunch... Ooooo by 5 PM I should be 
have a good weekend everyone I'll be back Sunday... or Monday.... or some time
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Nov 19, 2005
Having a great weekend at w**k.... thanks
Bassman
Changing title so i can post without the 3rd degree!
zendevil Posted Nov 19, 2005
2 legs, have a great weekend, be TOTALLY lascivious is my advice! Great word innit? OK, simply be as naughty as possible and DO NOT forget the condoms!!
On a totally unrelated subject; Bassman, i need your advice! i am trying to work out bass line to "Global a go go" Mescaleros; (The late great Joe Strummer; who i was fortunate enought to meet on several occasions) the "middle eight" appears to me to actually be nine!!
http://www.audiolunchbox.com/album?a=470&z=
i remember sod all about music structure from schooldays; i hardly know my G from my D & do it all by ear & instinct.......if it was you what would you play? same as he does (ie repeat basic 3 notes & double up on 5th bar) or something different? god, music is like sex innit, trying to get to the ultimate is both frustrating & wonderful!
zdt
Changing title so i can post without the 3rd degree!
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 19, 2005
Oi Change the title back please!
RJR
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Nov 19, 2005
Mine is one of the finest in the world!
RF
Superb willies of the world: join up here!
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 19, 2005
please put the other title back!
Superb willies of the world: join up here!
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 19, 2005
apperently i have a nice one too, eventhough its a little bald all this is according to my missus who reacenly and quite suddenly took a shine to my new bald look, after years of saying she did'ent like it but now shes/its really
RJR
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tsarina Posted Nov 19, 2005
Pleased to hear that the missus has had a change of heart must make things a little more interesting/exciting in the bedroom department
I still maintain it's not what you got, it's what you do with it that counts ......quality not quantity
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 19, 2005
well she don't mind polishing/buffing atm
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
tsarina Posted Nov 19, 2005
nothing wrong with a bit of spit and polish is there?
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zendevil Posted Nov 19, 2005
Don't use Brasso is my advice!!!!
zdt
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