h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the milk I had, in the fridge, tasting off and my having to go nextdoor, to buy more milk, so I could make onion and poppy seed bread

I blame 2legs for symphyseolisys (Symphysis pubis dysfunction).

Since this is a pregnancy realted condition and the youngest hatchling is 27 I really should be spared this. Walking in stairs is very painful. My phsiotherapist, who is specialised in the field, doesn't have any open slot until next Friday.

Ain't dealy after all, just annoying...

I blame 2legs that I gave myself a black eye when I bent over to put something on my backpack and didn't take the back of the chair into account...

Ouch! now... I don't think you wanted to do that!

I blame 2legs for the tale of the drunken widow of Beccles

I blame 2legs for new underpants which get at least 2 sizes smaller when you wash them for the first time.

I wish some of mine would do that... they're all getting too big on me now I blame 2legs for boxer-brief things, that are way* too big on the legs, even when being correctly small enough for ones waist

I hate it when they do that. After washing, mine are much too small and I have to buy a new pair. It is a real drain on my pension having to buy a new pair every three months.

I bought them one size bigger now... this time they are large enough for me to pull them up to my chest, only the leg holes are a bit tight. I wonder for what kinds of people they design these underpants.

hang on... your leg holes are too* tight; mine are too loose, yet they're about right on the waist, and the gussett size (sort of top to bottom of the front/back seem), is pretty much right (for once). I think the clothing industry is making stuff for soem kinda strange 'average size', which is clearly out of proportion to the vast vast majority of actual people

I blame 2legs for my inability to get male jeans which fit me at all, anymore, yet female/womans jeans, fit me pefectly

I blame two legs for the Budget "penny off a pint of beer !!!!! you've got to drink one hundred pints of beer to save a pound. " whoopee...

Drinking a hundred pints of beer is a bad thing

I blame 2 legs for hiving to go to the office at a ridiculously early hour and can't start working on my pints right now!

F S

I believe, and blame 2legs, therefore, for the 1 penny off a pint of beer, being an ultimate demonstration of the gov, of just how 'not in touch with real people' the Gov, must be; since when has beer been sold in anything other than 10 penny incriments?; I can't recall seeing a beer at anything other than a multiple of ten pence, for decades.... thusly, I blame 2legs for my expecting to not* see the £3.50 average price, round here, for a pint of beer, dropping to £349 anytime soon

The Gov taketh with one hand, what it also taketh with the otter

I blame 2legs for this bag of flour, looking and feeling really* differnt to the last batch of the same flour... This makes me ponder whether it is indeed the correct flour that I wanted, or whether, I guess, its just variability in it, because its hippy organic stuff

>> its hippy organic stuff <<

Have you tried snorting it?
Before you do try heating it in a spoon over an open flame.



~jwf~

nah... if I wanted that* kind of organic hippy stuff, I'd go to my hippy friends, who lives just near the hippy organic shop I do love that shop though in some ways... all the foods... but some is just so* expensive (specialises in vegan and its all vegetarian)... ; having said which, if I want big bags of lentils, or beans, or rice, I tend to go a couple doors up to the Indian supermarekt or chinese supermarekt, which are really* cheap but the bread flour from the organic place is ; I keep meaning to buy one of their really* expensive 'ready made' loafs of 'organic bread', just to compair it to my own attempts thereat

I blame 2legs for the expensiveness of some foods, and the overcomplication of much cook, and for the fabulus flavours, in say, for example, a simple piece of fresh haddock, grilled with butter and pepper, served on top of wild rice, with cucumber slices, colslaugh, and two lightly boiled eggs err. actually that was my dinner

I blame 2legs for dinners that fill one up too much, to allow one to have the caramel icecream for dessert that they bought days ago

I blame 2legs for procrastination at home and excess worklad at work.

I blame 2legs for my not having had a good, hard, painful spanking/strapping/caning/etc., for weeks... and my 'needing' one

I also blame 2legs for my seeming inability to drink coffee correctly this morning, seeing as how I tipped half a cup over my breasts adn shirt..... I therefore blame 2legs for my having to go change my shirt before I go out into town (and no doubt spill more coffee on the new shirt whilst in town).

I blame 2legs for large mail delivered to the post office at the supermarket 20 mins by bus from work. Due to having to pick up that large letter my commute home took almost 1,5 hrs longer than it usually does.

I blame 2legs for my delivery here today, of a 16 inch long, 50 tailed, suade leather flogger.... and for William and I getting to test it out, after we'd been in town, and I bought haddock, smoked haddock and mackerel, and kielbasa, and cheese, and after we had tea in town I also blame 2legs for how much I now really like the 'long' wall in the kitchen...

I blame 2legs for the fact that I can't get onto my old account, indeed, I also blame 2legs for the fact that I can't use this on Chrome!

You should contact the gurus about your account.