h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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KB!: That is epic! I mean, its so, mind-blowingly hugely vastly epic, like a big giant epic thing, only even bigger... a day and moment to cherish and remember forever!

I blame 2legs for workmen who start hammering on the roof at 8 AM, to the dot, and then just stop, just as suddenly, on the crak of 10 AM for an hours break why... oh why... oh why... cna't they just start their day at 9 AM so I could sleep a decent amoutn of time

I also blame 2legs for the symultainious sound of roofers removing/replacing my roof, and the sound of heavy rain I'm sure these two noises should not be occuring at the same time, as they're kinda mututally exclusive

I also blame 2legs for visit to Williams tomorrow, for about a week, and the seemingly unrelated two deliverys William has/is having this week

I blame 2legs for foreplay that starts several days.... beforehand and for, 'everything being in the head' ultimately

I also blame 2legs for corset dilemas.... do I take the satin one... or the new leather one... or both... how many corsets does one really need for slightly less than a week away?

I also, also, blame 2legs for the vast amount of cheese and ham I need to demolish before I go away tomorrow

Wow, how did you manage that, KB?

I blame 2legs that a hair that must've got in my sock in the washing machine wrapped around my toe and cut off the circulation. It's all tingly now.

I hate it when that happens! (the hair in the sock, or other items of clothing.... bundles of hairs (when its as long as mine), trapped in knickers can be painful and annoying too (maybe moreso for a man... )

I blame 2legs for my sewing abilities not being as good as I thought they were.... I blame too many years of only ever sewing buttons back on shirts I also blame 2legs for the faux- leather watch containment unit, I am badly sewing

I blame 2legs for flipped-over tray with sushi thus smashing said sushi into small pieces. Fortunately the plastic wrapping was intact so the sushi could be spooned up and eaten...

So now I'm over stuffed, for which I blame 2legs, of course.

I b blame 2legs for the lack of twice life sized David Bowie statues, made of butter and for bordom... and stuff... and for the vast amount of cheese I've got to try eat before I go away tomorrow

I blame 2legs for cough and I do not have time to be

I blame 2legs for unusual health food shop tea getting mixed in with the real tea.

I'm not actually sure what I'm drinking, but it has an air of seaweed about it...not entirely unpleasant, but not the drink I thought I was making!

Tea should be tea!

I blame 2legs for sore bits, tiredness and a slightly disconnected brain and for my procrastination now meaning its probably too late to try hav ea nap....

I blame 2legs for the overly hot shower I will take, in about an hour, to attempt to wake up my body and mind and regain sufficient composure to enable the design adn construction of soemthing for dinner.

I also blame 2legs for the seemingly large amount of choclate and chocolate related items, my fridge now appears to contain

I blame 2legs for the fact that I forgot myself, and observed somewhere other than on h2g2 that someone was being a bit of a Wofftopic. Unsurprisingly enough, nobody had a clue what I meant.
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wofftopic?
*thinks*


I blame 2legs for poorly functioning brains and tiredness and for the inevitable being woken at 8 AM by workmen, in the morning and, mainly, I blame 2legs, for there not being a William, here, to cuddle up with in bed tonight

The smiley for off topic is an anchor...

I blame 2legs for a near accident today involving me on a bike in a roundabout and something getting tangled in the spokes - luckily, it was the back wheel

I would blame 2legs for the scum that cold call people and claim to be from Microsoft and then steal money from them. Except even 2legs would never sink that low.

I blame 2legs for a thundering headache I've had all night. Like having my temples in a vice.

My sinuses have been doing somthing simular, on and off, but not as severe, since December

I blame 2legs for the way light dances wateryly, through the darkness in disused factorys, and the green fizzing edges of faded photos, that form sepier backdrops to green water medows, and the endless strange metafores and empty cardboard boxes, that spring forth through my sleepier moments into a surreal combination of a semi-conscious writing a storey, that free-forms itself in to words which don't necessarily make any more sense than the sensabilities which conspired to inititate their conception I also blame 2legs, for the moments at which I hit the right level of the mix between utter brain inactivity and overactivity, being hard to determine and control
I mainly, however, blame 2legs for it being twenty to 2, AM, and my being more awake than I have been, all day, since I woke up... despite my feeling tired all day long

Our body clocks seem to have met by chance in the night. Rumours will be starting.

I deny everything. And so does my lawyer (who also blames 2legs).

I was pottering and reading until about 2 AM, last night/this morning and then slep really well.... for a change

I blame 2legs for the scotch eggs, pork pies, ham on the bone, eggs, milk, rapeseed oil, crunchynut cornflakes and things I bought today in town

I blame 2legs for everlasting flu, tiredness and dragonprincess being out of town.

Thus I must dress decent and walk to her Lair and see to the Other Lair Cats. I'm really not in the mood for getting dressed and go out

I blame 2legs for handwashing, cryptic dwarves tormenting chinchillas, and hosueplants that refuse to talk. I also blame 2legs for the tempting range of things I could nibble on this evening.... being so* tempting.....